dumb adult

Black and white photo of a young white boy with blonde hair sitting in a wicker chair, holding a shorthaired tabby cat in a seated position in his lap. The cat seems fine with it, the body language is relaxed.

Black and white photo of the same cat and boy from the previous photograph. This time the cat is sitting on the edge of a table and the boy is standing next to it, his head leaning affectionately into the cat's side.

I love it when I can find sets of photos showing the special relationship between a human and their cat. This is a new set I just got today, ca. 1950s.

Two translucent-winged cicadas on a twig, their bodies limned in orange, from the Them account on Instagram. It reads "A Sexually Transmitted Fungus Is Making Trillions of Cicadas Hypersexual and Gay" by Abby Monteil

Eclipse is over. It's time for

Fishtopher, a classic brown tabby cat, standing on his hind legs and reaching up to scratch a rope pole. He looks upwards with round green eyes and his tail sticks straight outwards. Mr Lover, an orange tabby cat, stands at Fishtopher's feet and sticks his nose into Fishtopher's belly fur.

not even mr lover can resist sticking his face in fishtopher's fluffy belly

My hottest tech take is that what big tech has actually succeeded at more than anything is a complete outsourcing of any and all responsibility for their actions.

They've succeeded at building wildly irresponsible tools that get used in wildly irresponsible ways and nobody in power seems to care.

on this appomattox day let me share my favorite union army flag. they should have made this the american flag.

Photograph of two guys. One is holding a diploma and wearing a cap and gown, the other is in regular prison issued Grays and pointing proudly to his friend.

I just wanted to share with y'all that my prison pen pal, Jeremiah, just finished his coursework and graduated from high school. He doesn't really have many people on the outside to be proud of him anymore, so I thought we could do it for him.

Not to brag but I finally got new glasses today after breaking mine on Christmas ♥️ no YOU have adhd

The number of times this account has stopped me in my tracks… The vaccine’s double edged gift was that it let people memory hole scenes like this and treat Covid like the flu. But those moments when your mind slips back to those dark days…

It's not a REAL surrender unless it's from the surrender region of America (The South)

This is correct, but also first try mouth-to-mouth to ensure it is OK.

Are we still calling these skeets

Black and white photo of a bright eyed shorthaired tuxedo tabby kitten, outside on some kind of roughhewn wood contraption like a cart or some such. Its paws look flexed as if was doing happy paws or scratching at the untreated wood.

Caught scritchin', possibly. Ca. 1920s. www.nb.no/items/7cad72...

browsing the dinner menu, but not sure what to order? ask your server. they're sure to have recommendations ready, whether it's their personal favorite appetizer, a chef's special, or the catch of the day. there's no better source for the lowdown on what to eat – and what to avoid

it’s cosmo time

Hey lol

Sup fuckers

They will act like suggested guidelines are being enforced at the barrel of a gun but when it comes to actual state violence all you hear is the scrape of tongues on the soles of boots. At least gas stoves had an clear nexus to potential regulation bsky.app/profile/swin...

I feel so much better though :////

I showered 🙄 Big Clean got to me again

What if I got into bed without showering after spending 4 hours in the afternoon MD sun peddling produce at a farmers market what then

Black and white photo of two white cats on a cushion or folded blanket. A shorthaired adult cat is on the right while a fluffy long haired white kitten is snuggled into her on the left. They appear to be a cozy mother and kitten, cuddled and relaxed.

“Just we two” Postcard from my collection. Copyright 1907, mailed 1909.

FINALLY got around to getting on here on desktop so I could change my content moderation settings and see titties on the TL

Dexter analyzing blood splatter

me in the employee bathroom trying to figure out the angle a butthole would have to be aimed to get shit on the walls like this

@jessedumb.bsky.social this is for you ♥️

Breakfast :)

Wtf you can’t upload videos on here still??? How are you guys supposed to see the gorgeous rainy morning I’m having on the farm