Sarah Does Book Stuff📚📝

Uhg I think I have to start posting my book content here, too. I love apps! More apps!

I am so, so tired.

I don’t want more fucking tech in my life. I want to figure out the god damned tech we already HAVE and how to make it work consistently.

Gaul Piamatti

god the internet used to be so fun. and now it’s like.

this.

Oh wow so the world is still politically on fire and I live in a state that’s the single most protected bastion of humanity.

Time to drown my distraction in LIB, Infinity Nikki, and Cobra Kai.

My partner and I have a codex of nicknames and I’m 75% sure at least six of them are the same person.

no it’s fine he’s okay with those people

I want to take a summer long weekend from Seattle to Minneapolis just so I can scour the city until I’m able to throat punch Dave.

sorry is it not Very Normal to walk the disembodied voice of a stranger through the roadmap of all the worst and most terrible events of your life.

We can this woman “Ants” and I can’t remember her real name because it’s been hours.

with not an outfit to match them? I shan’t believe it.

no bc I told my partner “these people are cute and cool but the rest is like watching a woman who knows her husband watches weird shit online shopping at Costco on a Sunday early afternoon”.

I keep following my partner around in my best Fargo impression saying “I love a good cream pie” and I think we are in a fight now but I’ve come too far to find out.

You gotta create a codex for them. Turtleneck, Plastic Surgery, Same Dad Couple, North Minnesota, Joe Rogan Ants, Ants Adjacent, 5’8. Learn no names. Only codes.

no stop I’m gonna follow you bc I had LIB playing on my laptop while I farmed so much Infinity Nikki said I reached my bling capacity for the day.

I didn’t know they had a bling capacity for the day.

My sister swears Netflix edited what he really said but I’m not convinced. Homeboy has hella liver problems in his future.

That plastic surgeon man does NOT like that teacher #loveisblind

“Ants” “Plastic surgeon” “Trauma dump girl” “The same dads couple” “Canadian border accent” “Blind sister exploiter” “5’8”“Turtleneck” and “Those People Guy” are ours. Some of them may be the same person. It’s not clear.

Experiment is a Dr. Moreau way and less Marie Curie way.

Love is Blind has always been a disaster dumpster fire but this is the first season in a LONG time where I feel like most folks are there legitimately to find love and do the experiment.

I was cackling at this scene I rewound it like three times. It’s giving “how do you do, fellow kids”

Me five minutes ago: They DO know that’s a potential partner on the other side of the wall and not a licensed therapist right…?

I’m replying to random BlueSky tweets about this because my sisters haven’t seen it and I have nobody to talk to.

“It’s really important to me to be with someone honest” “No omg me too”

Just one time I want someone to say “Oh not me, I love lying. I lie all the time. Lying is my Super Bowl.”

I’ve been referring to her a “the ants woman” because girl what are you talking about “I’m not religious” after that tidbit lmao

This is now a Love is Blind account only.

I’m sorry but the woman with the ants sent me into orbit.

can’t wait for more posts about the ants.

Don’t mess with former Bible memory champions who’ve undone their religious trauma. They’re smarter than we will ever be. Idk what it is about memorizing Bible passages, but a healed memory champ is a formidable opponent and invaluable ally.