Erichwithanh

MAGA: “Trump tells it like it is!”

Trump: *tries to fire anyone that reports facts that make him look bad, removes mention of his multiple impeachments from museums, gets FBI to redact his name countless times from the Epstein files*

Tulsi Gabbard: “I didn’t commit perjury, I just can’t remember things that happened a week ago!”

Everyone else: “So your defense is that you have the memory of a goldfish?”

TG: “Yep.”

Everyone: “And what is your job title?”

TG: “Director of Intelligence.”

If you’re more upset at being called a racist then you are about systemic racism, you’re a fucking joke.

They’ll call a fertilized egg a “precious human life.”

But if that egg becomes a baby and grows up needing government assistance, they’re a parasite.

Ridiculous.

Someone on Fox News asked if DEI caused the plane crash….

Did…did diversity cause the plane crash?

This is all so stupid.

According to the new White House press secretary, the 14th Amendement to the Constitution…is unconstitutional…

Please make someone in this administration crack a book open.

I have never felt more seen

I’m just going to start calling all of the Congresspeople I can and asking when they get back from vacation.

Because clearly they’re off somewhere else not doing their jobs while the country burns.

If you say that empathy is a sin, you have lost the fucking plot.

Has anyone checked, do we get weekends off in this hellscape? I’m so tired.

Dear conservatives: just because you saw it in a meme, that doesn’t make it true.

Trump revoked the Equal Opportunity Act of 1965 which prohibited discrimination in hiring federal employees based on race, religion, and gender.

If you voted for him and didn’t see this coming, you’re a moron. If you voted for him because you hoped this was coming, you’re disgusting.

Once upon a time, this country fought against people that gave Nazi salutes to cheering crowds.

TikTok is back up.

They also shamelessly thanked Trump in the process, and the app is full of Meta ads.

I don’t trust any of this for a second.

And there it is 💔

The day before inauguration, Trump launches a crypto coin.

Days before TikTok is banned in the US, members of Congress heavily invest in Meta.

The richest person on the planet is going to have an office in the White House.

This country is a fucking joke.

We all found TikTok during the height of the pandemic, when we needed community and connection. That’s why we all have an emotional connection to it. We were able to be silly and have fun during a terrifying time. And try as they might, the billionaires running the country can’t manufacture that.

I’m just saying, Vine could do the funniest thing right now…

US Government: “Surely this TikTok ban will prevent Chinese influence.”

TikTok users moving to Rednote:
“你确定吗?”

US Government: “….wait what?”

Feels like time to watch Bo Burnham’s “Inside” again

Seeing Smosh volunteering and helping people in LA is the positivity I am holding onto today.

Going back through all of my TikToks to archive them. Made me sad to say goodbye, and it was also sad to see how much sillier I was a couple years ago. Hoping I can find that again one day.

Here I am.

Once again.

I’m on another app now.