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Where's it going? Probably past it's heliocentric periapsis, onward and outward on its hyperbolic ejection angle--minimally deviating projected trajectoey as it sublimates surface matter.

It doesn't. I was thinking this administration would run more Camus-esque, but it doesn't seem like they're shooting down democracy because the sun is in their eyes.

He doesn't--Congress does, but the Congress majority has become nothing more than a shallow echo of Executive Orders.

Like you and tuberculosis?

I'm not surprised that they'll limit FAA regulations and environmental reviews for test flights (i.e. Starship), but most launch time constraints are dependant on mission windows, flight engineering checks, and weather. This seems more like posturing, and a cat call to Elon, than anything.

He could have been prevented from gaining more authority if certain "reputable" news organizations would've held him accountable, called out his unconstitutional actions for what they are, and didn't platform him and his supporters blatant disregard for objective truth--all so they could get clicks.

This the same guy that held betting pools on employees getting sick during covid?

Is it Taco Tuesday already?

Mountain Dew: Ganja Blast

What about Canada?

Detroiters season 3 please!

Gimme some Helio!

The internet has conditioned us to trust others less, and value our individual opinions more.

I just realized I never got to own kingdom hearts game, I only rented them from blockbuster as a kid. Time to make some changes in my life.

The slo-mo replay of this is insane.

Allen got that first down btw.

A bright light, like a laser pointer intercepting the cockpit window of a 747.

John Oliver did a great episode on Last Week Tonight about him. Definitely/unfortunately getting a feeling this is where the US is headed...

Also, Allen got that first down. Just saying.

The NFL might as well be the WWE at this point.

From a 2016 Vox article on why Kasich turned down the Vp role:

"Trump's team reportedly offered Kasich an unprecedented level of power, suggesting he would be 'in charge of domestic and foreign policy'"

Trump didn't even want to do the job during his first term!

That observation is fly, yo.

I’m telling everyone: Do not open the door or say a word unless you’re expecting someone and know exactly who it is.

Know your rights. Pass these around…

He's also publicly admitted to wanting to be the world's first trillionaire. Monopolizing a market will get him there.

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A new tier of anxiety & dread arises when the real life adaptation follows the 922 page source material to a T.

I'm about to scream into a fucking crunch wrap.

Or how labeling the cartel as a terrorist threat allows the US military to declare war on Mexico in response to any interpretation of conflict.

Any recommend epidemiologists to follow on here?

Petition to export enough of Earth's mass to Pluto until we have that Ganymede gravity.

Damn, I didn't think their falling out would start this quickly.