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@iliumoptometrist.bsky.social

Vagabond of the void. I am a husband, cat dad, and someone who consciously avoided shopping malls from 2014 - 2023.

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Where's it going? Probably past it's heliocentric periapsis, onward and outward on its hyperbolic ejection angle--minimally deviating projected trajectoey as it sublimates surface matter.

31.10.2025 02:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It doesn't. I was thinking this administration would run more Camus-esque, but it doesn't seem like they're shooting down democracy because the sun is in their eyes.

14.08.2025 01:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

He doesn't--Congress does, but the Congress majority has become nothing more than a shallow echo of Executive Orders.

14.08.2025 01:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Like you and tuberculosis?

14.08.2025 00:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm not surprised that they'll limit FAA regulations and environmental reviews for test flights (i.e. Starship), but most launch time constraints are dependant on mission windows, flight engineering checks, and weather. This seems more like posturing, and a cat call to Elon, than anything.

13.08.2025 23:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

He could have been prevented from gaining more authority if certain "reputable" news organizations would've held him accountable, called out his unconstitutional actions for what they are, and didn't platform him and his supporters blatant disregard for objective truth--all so they could get clicks.

13.08.2025 22:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This the same guy that held betting pools on employees getting sick during covid?

13.08.2025 18:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Is it Taco Tuesday already?

12.08.2025 16:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Mountain Dew: Ganja Blast

11.08.2025 18:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 58    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

What about Canada?

14.02.2025 18:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Detroiters season 3 please!

10.02.2025 03:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 25    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Gimme some Helio!

10.02.2025 00:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The internet has conditioned us to trust others less, and value our individual opinions more.

01.02.2025 05:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I just realized I never got to own kingdom hearts game, I only rented them from blockbuster as a kid. Time to make some changes in my life.

27.01.2025 21:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The slo-mo replay of this is insane.

Allen got that first down btw.

27.01.2025 06:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

A bright light, like a laser pointer intercepting the cockpit window of a 747.

27.01.2025 05:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

John Oliver did a great episode on Last Week Tonight about him. Definitely/unfortunately getting a feeling this is where the US is headed...

Also, Allen got that first down. Just saying.

27.01.2025 05:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The NFL might as well be the WWE at this point.

27.01.2025 02:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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From a 2016 Vox article on why Kasich turned down the Vp role:

"Trump's team reportedly offered Kasich an unprecedented level of power, suggesting he would be 'in charge of domestic and foreign policy'"

Trump didn't even want to do the job during his first term!

25.01.2025 18:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

That observation is fly, yo.

25.01.2025 18:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Iโ€™m telling everyone: Do not open the door or say a word unless youโ€™re expecting someone and know exactly who it is.

Know your rights. Pass these aroundโ€ฆ

25.01.2025 14:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 27788    ๐Ÿ” 14891    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 659    ๐Ÿ“Œ 611

He's also publicly admitted to wanting to be the world's first trillionaire. Monopolizing a market will get him there.

25.01.2025 15:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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My little buddy <3
Happy #caturday #cats #catsofbluesky

25.01.2025 14:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 39    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

A new tier of anxiety & dread arises when the real life adaptation follows the 922 page source material to a T.

25.01.2025 13:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm about to scream into a fucking crunch wrap.

25.01.2025 03:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Or how labeling the cartel as a terrorist threat allows the US military to declare war on Mexico in response to any interpretation of conflict.

25.01.2025 02:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Any recommend epidemiologists to follow on here?

25.01.2025 02:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Petition to export enough of Earth's mass to Pluto until we have that Ganymede gravity.

25.01.2025 02:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Damn, I didn't think their falling out would start this quickly.

25.01.2025 00:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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