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A computer science educator and writer of no renown in Central Texas. Follow for micro-fiction and upcoming publications. Feedback and criticism, kind or otherwise, are always welcome.

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Existence in general could use a bit of a hotpatch.

23.02.2026 02:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Three hugs and two snoot boops administered daily.

23.02.2026 01:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Five years ago this thread, by itself, could have been a speculative cautionary tale about human nature.

23.02.2026 01:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

High fiber, low cost? That's win-win.

22.02.2026 03:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Spooky!

22.02.2026 03:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I really appreciate that! It's fun practice to write stories in 300 characters.

22.02.2026 03:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Congratulations! That's a gorgeous cover.

22.02.2026 02:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Ask them if they can move the trial to your place.

22.02.2026 02:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Wherever that is, it's real beautiful!

22.02.2026 02:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

What the hell?!

22.02.2026 02:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

All of those are just computer usage. Hacking is still cool!

22.02.2026 02:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Thank you for your service!

22.02.2026 02:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

NRS-237 sent a ping and waited happily. It had been 27,551.282 hours since contact with the other servers on the nuclear readiness network. No worries.

The weapons under its care had launched as ordered.

NRS-237 sent a ping and waited happily. It had been 27,551.283 hours. No worries.

#scifi

22.02.2026 02:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I just ate! ๐Ÿคฎ

20.02.2026 02:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'd prefer to answer these questions yesterday when I've had some time to think about it.

20.02.2026 01:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Secret documents belong in highly secure golf course bathrooms!

20.02.2026 01:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"... with me?" the headline should have ended.

20.02.2026 01:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Track 1: Close Your Eyes and Think of Ann Coulter

20.02.2026 01:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Beautifully drawn!!!

20.02.2026 01:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

How do you know when it's time to throw out a bottle of sauce? No one eats the last teaspoon.

20.02.2026 01:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"There is nothing new under the sun, but there are new suns."

-Octavia Butler, quoted in Positive Obsession

#FuckYeah

19.02.2026 01:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It'll look great on the table by my lemon party centerpiece.

15.02.2026 00:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Qul-Vharis stretched across the cosmos. Within him, an infection grew, contaminating a single planet. The microbes bred, named their gods, built structures to house their dead, and touched their planet's tiny moon. Belching, Qul-Vharis expelled the rot. Humanity disappeared.

#cosmic #horror

15.02.2026 00:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Now I'm willing to give dieting a shot.

14.02.2026 23:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Subscribed

14.02.2026 02:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I also hope to someday be called deeply unsettling by someone I respect.

14.02.2026 02:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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I'm blown away by the reaction CARRY ME TO MY GRAVE is getting from some of my absolute favorite writers. This just in from the amazing Jennifer McMahon!

13.02.2026 20:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 19    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

RTFM

14.02.2026 02:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I assume this is why celebrities have signature scents. They're secretly ants.

14.02.2026 02:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Surely, only good people with pure motivations want access to personal data from teenagers.

10.02.2026 00:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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