Andrew Fleming

Heated Rivalry Returns in Milano Cortina Faster, Higher, Gayer!

Same creator of Shoresy so… open.substack.com/pub/wonkette...

The motivation to stay strong really is a silver lining of all this.

I half expect her to score from the penalty box

A totally-not Orwellian note explaining how TikTok removed our video and this was our first warning.

A second note telling us the video was removed for "misinformation", because apparently it was a totally different Elon Musk emailing Jeffrey Epstein on Christmas morning asking to go party on his evil pedophile island.

So this weekend TikTok removed our video about Elon Musk showing up in the Epstein files for "promoting misinformation", which we're sure has nothing at all to do with billionaire Trump megadonor Larry Ellison taking over control of TikTok's algorithm.

Editor-in-Chief We’re excited to announce that we’re looking for our next editor-in-chief at The Tyee. This is an exciting opportunity for an experienced newsroom leader to take the helm of a sustainable non-profit n...

It's way out of my league but kudos to @thetyee.ca for mentioning the salary for new ed gig early: thetyee.bamboohr.com/careers/25

Heated Rivalry Returns in Milano Cortina Faster, Higher, Gayer!

Heated Rivalry might be the West’s best hope of causing Putin a massive heart attack. www.wonkette.com/p/heated-riv...

Shouldn't you be at the beach.

My desk calendar informs me World Pizza Day is coming up, which I'm tempted to look up but am hoping for a special Olympics-themed deep dive from @robynelyse.bsky.social instead.

Your move @hootsuite.com

Hootsuite Takes Heat For Collaborating With ICE Again.

I did not have Hootsuite employees being antifa in my Bingo card for 2026 but bravo for them. cc @hootsuite.com #hootsuite
www.wonkette.com/p/hootsuite-...

With a capital T.

Decided I should start following @nationalobserver.com since AI insists I work there due to a single column published a decade ago. ¯\(ツ)/¯

Canada Disinvited From Legion Of Doom 'No girly men allowed!'

Mark Carney already brought one hockey term - elbows up - into the zeitgeist. Welcome to “dropping the gloves.” open.substack.com/pub/wonkette...

Canada Hooks ICE Up With Some Sweetass Naziwagons Sorry, eh.

Stop, collaborate and listen. Or maybe just read this post about Canada selling a bunch of Batmobiles to ICE. www.wonkette.com/p/canada-hoo...

Pentagon Picks Fight With Canadian Sex Shop 'Stop sending butt plugs to Bahrain!'

I wrote about a butt plug brouhaha. As one does. www.wonkette.com/p/pentagon-p...

You suck, sir.

America's Bourbon Industry On The Rocks Due To Unforced Error Pour one out for Jimmy Beam.

Bottoms up. Elbows too. www.wonkette.com/p/americas-b...

Less funny but Genosha or Madripoor would also be acceptable

Christmas Comes Early For Mark Carney Latest Conservative defection brings Liberals within one seat of majority government.

Nobody expects the Conservatives to know how to throw a good party, but their latest end-of-season shindig went so badly it might end up tipping the balance of power in Ottawa. #cdnpoli www.wonkette.com/p/christmas-...

Alberta Sees A Recall For The Ages Premier Danielle Smith added to growing list of unloved MLAs.

The lunatic right have seen a lot of comparisons to the Galactic Empire from Star Wars in recent years but the UCP have taken it next level with building a targetable thermal exhaust vent to their Death Star with Recall Act. My latest for Wonkette: www.wonkette.com/p/alberta-se...

I've enjoyed Steve Burgess' columns since back in ye olde Westender days and the man deserves a raise.

Franklin Commits Atrocities At Sea Pete Hegseth drags beloved turtle into the culture wars.

Hegseth hears a hooah. My latest for Wonkette: open.substack.com/pub/wonkette...

Canadian Military Suggests Standing On Guard For Free Be all that you can be in the kinda sorta army!

Canadian Armed Forces give new meaning to "five for fighting" with new plan for volunteer military service: www.wonkette.com/p/canadian-m...

Remembrance Day ceremony hit a bit different this year now that the close ally we fought so many wars alongside openly wants to destroy us.

Or they could respond to Rebecca’s offer but changing Wonkette’s name won’t be on the table. open.substack.com/pub/wonkette...

I'm glad you found your answer. I say this as somone who only recently found an interest in baseball, for obvious reasons.

Scotty doesn’t know. So don’t tell Scotty.

Normally I’d recommend Yaggers but

I will never not be weird to hear the announcer say “Will Smith hits right.” Like we didn’t all see the Slap. #bluejays

They would’ve gotten away with it too if they’d just named the ship MV Manhattan