Okay but kinda depressed Iโm not on a beach right now?? ๐ญโ๏ธ๐ญโ๏ธ๐ญ
14.07.2025 18:20 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
How much coffee is too much coffee in the span of one workday? ๐ฌ๐ฌ๐ฌ
06.06.2025 19:47 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
Trying my best to not buy a FOURTH bathing suit for this summer ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ
04.06.2025 13:19 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
Calling out of work sick so I can watch videos from the Cowboy Carter Tour, duh ๐ค ๐
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29.04.2025 12:36 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
I expend far too much energy thinking about donuts ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฉ
28.03.2025 12:47 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
seeing all the new leaves growing on my plants fills me with an inordinate amount of glee ๐ฑ๐ฑ
27.03.2025 20:27 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
Itโs mind boggling just how much of my mornings at work are spent thinking about having lunch ๐ง
24.03.2025 15:42 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
not this dude next to me at the gym working out without shoes OR SOCKS! ๐คฎ๐คฎ๐คฎ
24.03.2025 12:17 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
Welp, seems like itโs time to change out of my WFH sweats and into my evening sweats
09.01.2025 23:16 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
Who dared to let the Girl Scouts accept Venmo as payment for their cookies. Cash was my last remaining barrier against unlimited cookie acquisition ๐ซฃ๐ซฃ
05.01.2025 20:03 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
Please, mama, give us this one little thing ๐ฅบ
27.11.2024 21:09 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
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