GlassHalfPhill

Trash-ass year.

Of all the body parts, I wonder how Mr. Hallow feels that we named the holiday after his ween

BREAKING: my “uncles” revealed as my dad’s friends from Clemson in the 70s.

Portland Trail Blazers coach Chauncey Billups AND Terry Rozier has been arrested by the FBI for alleged illegal gambling, sources tell ESPN. ESPN Bet on the sCREEN

@sickoscommittee.org

Have we noticed the trend that damn near every marching band plays the theme from Loki as a defensive cheer??

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🎵 They call Alabama the Crimson Tide

Call me Deacon blues 🎵

Malpractice to not give Vizzina a couple of drives in Chapel Hill

Whatever it is was coming anyway—it would have just been “justified” under different cover.

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Plz go see Mr. Trash Wheel

www.mrtrashwheel.com

Comrade, you should know that you can only drink kombucha brewed in a polyamorous grad student’s Normaltown basement apartment!

Can’t believe I gave up tanks in my youth pitching days for free smh

Sahara

Gotta be pterodactyl

I look forward to Opening Day 2026, when they unveil the first ever “2025 Resetting the Luxury Tax” championship banner.

All five starters from the Atlanta Braves’ Opening Day rotation are on the 60-Day Injured List. 🙁

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'Vacations.'

The word is 'vacations.'

I once performed alongside the Home Depot drumline on College Gameday.

Least fun Braves team maybe ever. They have no interest in being on the field.

Firesale now

Shit from a butt.

You misspelled “season.”

feel nothing because my name is Liberty Media and I care only about maximizing shareholder value at The Battery.

It’s a professional courtesy before he gets DFA’d tomorrow for Profar 🧠 (I hope)

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Every college boy with a room full of traffic cones:

“Am I demonstrating a casual attitude toward private property?”

Matches the 4 in the lineup. Deeply unserious team.