Austin Butlerian Jihad 🇵🇸

Robert Duvall has passed away at the age of 95

also my identity is fully defined by this I’m With Her totebag so if I entertain one (1) criticism of the Democrats my world will dissolve

On Gavin Newsom:

- he sucks shit
- his policies suck shit
- he's the guy behind Ben Shapiro in the right wing human centipede
- you only like him because of his social media intern
- he's going to do worse than Kamala Harris and Rudy Giuliani in the primaries because he's so deeply unlikable

you might have carbon monoxide poisoning and should get a monitor immediately

If you think more people in this country don’t vote than vote for either party because of the things communists say on the World Wide Web you have carbon monoxide poisoning and should get a monitor immediately

Federal regulators uphold Nevada OSHA’s withdrawal of citations for Elon Musk firm Nevada workplace safety administrators were justified in withdrawing citations against Elon Musk’s Boring Company, federal regulators determined. The state last year withdrew $425,000 in fines against...

two firefighters have been burned and permanently scarred by "harsh chemicals from a toxic muck fluid that pools in tunnels" at the Las Vegas Loop, but the feds don't think The Boring Company should pay over $400k in OSHA fines

the corruption is out of control

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do it again, you won’t

There are many people that I hope do not kill themselves and also there is Brianna Wu.

“yes but Hamas”

It makes people pay attention, and she’s a hopeless clout addict.

remember when she pretended to be a good person

Mother: at least tuition is free though, right?

Xavier: oh heavens no

Mother: this all seems illegal

Xavier: well the state of Florida disagrees

Xavier: and yes, like most teachers I will sometimes implant false memories into your child-

Mother: but do you teach…Shakespeare? Things like that?

Xavier: yes a man with razor claws sometimes does that, it looks very humorous because he wears a blazer

Mother: so you run a school?

Charles Xavier: a school for gifted youngsters, like Timothy

Mother: but it’s a real school right?

Xavier: oh my yes

Mother: so he won’t be trained to kill

Xavier: oh no he certainly will

Mother: but he won’t actually have to do it

Xavier: oh no he certainly will

We must protect the Scot English heritage that brought us Hotel Transylvania 3

Guy posting about how we need to defend our great and noble heritage, the only one which can produce works of great art: *turns on another episode of Family Guy, the seventh one he’s watched today*

Dang I have one in my knee, too. What the hell, schoolchildren.

the only way to stop a bad crush with a pencil is a good crush with a pencil

what

I also have a pencil-lead tattoo on my hand.

hope she never sleeps

sounds like hippie bullshit to meee

The thing is, a lot of our arguments with these people should just be “I ~am~ better than you, actually.”

fix yer fucken trains, San Francisco, what the hell

Oh that’s me for sure, all sunshine and rainbows.

You don’t hate people, you hate capitalism.

See if you can answer this one, bud.

for sure man, totally, I can’t believe people said you were hingeless and easily provoked

Y’all how the fuck have I never heard of Archive until just now?

I about wore Mezzanine out, Portishead’s Roads was a major breakup song for me, Hybrid was the soundtrack of my late 20s, Underworld is consistently in my top 10, and at one point I was two degrees from Kirsty Hawkshaw.

(also they weren’t talking to you?)

What uh, what racism has Talarico done?