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How come nobody eats peanut butter and blueberries sandwiches?

Israel plans to seize historical site in the West Bank as a new settlement appears Israel plans to seize parts of a major West Bank historic site and settlers have established a new outpost there, even as the country faces pressure to crack down on settler violence in the Palestinia...

You can just call the colonizer's colony a colony when that's what the colonizer's settlement is.

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Alas, poor Space Lasers! I knew her, Horatio: a dame of infinite jest, of most excellent bigotry.

Like the best things, it has the most holes AND a silicone grip.

I just got an amazing new ricer a couple days ago. Good taters are important

We are not a serious country, at all.

I want to be clear that I blame your camera's color balance, not you or your delicious taters

I was in the same room with him once, and I can confirm that it was natural hair-type hair from his hair tips all the way down to his hair roots.

Hash tan at least

How the world's richest man is boosting the British right How the world's richest man is boosting the British right

In a functional society, this would be criminal and so would he and a bunch of other stuff, too, but the point is this is bad-bad. But not surprising.

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Outer Worlds 2 is amazing because it is a lovingly crafted game, but just imagine how good it would be if all of those bespoke locations were procedurally generated.

The Bristol Stool Chart that shows 7 types of poop forms

The Right decries political violence by declaring war on the Left but @accuracy3rd.bsky.social reminisces about Burning Man 2025 so don't worry about the media canonizing the life & work of a profoundly misogynist, white supremacist, xenophobic propagandist.

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You better not live in a majority minority city or the President will lie about your crime rate & illegally take over your police while you listen to our new friend Nuttbutt tell @accuracy3rd.bsky.social about doing medical dispatch for Black Rock City.

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What kind of asshat even bothers to bring sports up when we are talking about human rights?

‘A Democrat bloodbath’: With Kamala Harris out of CA governor's race, an intraparty battle begins Five ways Harris’ move is upending the contest.

NOW THAT THE PERSON WE DIDN'T WANT TO RUN FOR GOVERNOR ISN'T RUNNING FOR GOVERNOR, IT'S A CRISIS OF OPPORTUNITY!

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Johnson killed the legislative term to keep the Epstein files sealed, so Trump can stack the judiciary w/ incompetent, corrupt lackeys, but if you wanna hear Stage Dive's stories about Gate & Mr. Critical Bingus, @accuracy3rd.bsky.social is the place to be.

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@jackob1.bsky.social Beau Is Afraid is Brazil crossed with Inside Out written by Philip Roth

Looks like it's time for the left to primary Hakeem Jefferies.

Mamdani expected to clarify his position on ‘globalize the intifada’ The Democratic nominee for NYC mayor has previously declined to condemn the phrase many regard as a call to violence against Jews.

The sheet number of times this dude has ALREADY clarified this statement is staggering. And the douche canoes who have ignored all those clarifications are still going to be terrified of socialist Muslims, because they're "concerned" in bad faith, the end.

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The President is a multiply credibly-accused rapist who was held legally liable for being a sex-creep & Epstein didn't kill himself, but @accuracy3rd.bsky.social had a rollicking conversation w/ 3 notorious DPWs you can listen to, for better or for worse.

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Elon Musk Says Grok Is Coming to Tesla EVs Get ready for a few hard right turns.

I'm not sure the use case for having a car that was programmed with the Protocols of the Elders of Zion, but I look forward to Tesla's stock tanking after the first video drops of a Model Y calling its owner a k--e.

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They’re saying the new Superman movie is too woke. If I’m not mistaken, didn’t Donald appoint Mel Gibson and Sly Stallone as his Hollywood ambassadors to make sure all the movies espoused nazi virtues? What miserable fucking failures those two dipshits are.

Either these wealthy assholes are complete idiots who can't conceive of living in poverty / the precariat or they are fully complicit in obscuring, ignoring, and deflecting the effects of the economic instability most of the country faces.

WHY WOULD YOU CHANGE THE THEME SONG OF DAN DA DAN TO NOT THE THEME SONG OF DAN DA DAN?

Complaint Form from the Burning Man Complaint Department @ Anonymous Village

Sure, we opened a concentration camp in the Everglades so the U.S. can fulfill our dream of immanentizing the 4th Reich, but this Independence Day, you can still put tales of sober addicts at Burning Man in your ears. Right now on @accuracy3rd.bsky.social

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We're detaining the opposition party for the crime of "asking questions while Latino," but you can still grab your gold tone Trump Phone and listen to the main man behind Mega Mega and a whole lot more, right now on @accuracy3rd.bsky.social!

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Just because they are unhoused does not mean they aren't breeding.

Today is a good day to unite and fuck the system.

That version of Newsom only exists when he is tearing down homeless encampments and defunding mental health services.

I thought we were gonna win? You and your caucus are full of a ton of lip service and absolutely zero action. It's humiliating. You embarrass yourself and us.