𝚑𝚊𝚖𝚕𝚎𝚝𝚖𝚊𝚌𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚎

Portrait of a tortoise cat intensely tracking an (out of the picture) cat treat.

𝚃𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚝 𝚃𝚛𝚊𝚌𝚔𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝙼𝚘𝚍𝚎: 𝚎𝚗𝚐𝚊𝚐𝚎𝚍.

That Time 60 Nobles Drowned In A Chamber Of Poop In 12th-Century Germany During the Middle Ages, the latrines in Europe were a far cry from modern toilets.

𝙳𝚎𝚙𝚝.: 𝙻𝚊𝚝𝚛𝚒𝚗𝚎 𝙳𝚒𝚜𝚊𝚜𝚝𝚎𝚛𝚜.
𝚃𝚘𝚍𝚊𝚢: 𝙴𝚛𝚏𝚞𝚛𝚝, 𝟷𝟷𝟾𝟺, 𝟼𝚘+ 𝙵𝚊𝚝𝚊𝚕𝚒𝚝𝚒𝚎𝚜.

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𝚂𝚘𝚖𝚎 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚐𝚜 𝚓𝚞𝚜𝚝 𝚌𝚊𝚗𝚗𝚘𝚝 𝚋𝚎 𝚕𝚎𝚏𝚝 𝚞𝚗𝚜𝚊𝚒𝚍.

𝙲𝚒𝚟𝚒𝚕𝚒𝚣𝚊𝚝𝚒𝚘𝚗𝚜 𝚛𝚒𝚜𝚎 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚏𝚊𝚕𝚕, 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚗𝚝𝚞𝚊𝚕𝚕𝚢 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚜𝚞𝚗 𝚐𝚘𝚎𝚜 𝚘𝚞𝚝 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚎𝚊𝚛𝚝𝚑 𝚍𝚒𝚎𝚜, 𝚊𝚕𝚕 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚜𝚞𝚗𝚜 𝚐𝚘 𝚘𝚞𝚝, 𝚎𝚗𝚝𝚛𝚘𝚙𝚢 𝚖𝚊𝚡𝚒𝚖𝚒𝚣𝚎𝚜, 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚜𝚎𝚌𝚘𝚗𝚍 𝚕𝚊𝚠 𝚘𝚏 𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚛𝚖𝚘𝚍𝚢𝚗𝚊𝚖𝚒𝚌𝚜 𝚠𝚒𝚗𝚜, 𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚛𝚎’𝚜 𝚗𝚘𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚒𝚗 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚞𝚗𝚒𝚟𝚎𝚛𝚜𝚎, 𝚗𝚘 𝚕𝚒𝚐𝚑𝚝, 𝚗𝚘 𝚊𝚝𝚘𝚖𝚜, 𝚗𝚘𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚐 - 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚝’𝚜 𝚑𝚘𝚠 𝚠𝚎 𝚠𝚒𝚗: 𝚋𝚢 𝚜𝚝𝚒𝚌𝚔𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚞𝚙 𝚊 𝚖𝚒𝚍𝚍𝚕𝚎 𝚏𝚒𝚗𝚐𝚎𝚛 𝚝𝚘 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚍𝚊𝚛𝚔𝚗𝚎𝚜𝚜 𝚌𝚕𝚘𝚜𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚒𝚗.

𝚃𝚑𝚎𝚛𝚎 𝚘𝚗𝚌𝚎 𝚠𝚊𝚜 𝚊 𝚔𝚒𝚍 𝚏𝚛𝚘𝚖 𝙿𝚎𝚛𝚞
𝚠𝚑𝚘𝚜𝚎 𝚕𝚒𝚖𝚎𝚛𝚒𝚌𝚔𝚜 𝚜𝚝𝚘𝚙𝚙𝚎𝚍 𝚊𝚝 𝚕𝚒𝚗𝚎 𝚝𝚠𝚘...

Ouch! Get well fast! ♥️

Door Art (Florence, Italy).

Lady with double pram in Roman piazza.

Not All Heroes Wear Capes (Rome, Piazza della Rotonda).

The “Announciation of Mary” by Leonardo da Vinci, with added DSLR camera held by the Archangel Gabriel.

“The Announciation of Instagram” — Leonardo da Vinci, noted genius

The Archangel Gabriel announces to The Virgin Mary that she will shortly make the first self-referential picture post (“selfie”), thus birthing Instagram.

Final panel of Issue #1 of Silver Surfer graphic novel by Lee/Moebius. Silver Surfer standing in front of a cinderblock wall, getting philosophical in the aftermath of a fight.

Re-reading the Lee/Moebius Silver Surfer.

Still thinking this graphic novel has far more of a point than the vast majority of superhero comics (which always seem just a little too deus-ex-machina).

Sign on parking structure pillar utility door: “CAUTION Methane Testing Port”.

This utility door in a supermarket parking structure pillar - and also your bum.

𝙸𝚝’𝚜 𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚕𝚕𝚢 𝚘𝚗𝚕𝚢 𝚌𝚘𝚗𝚐𝚎𝚜𝚝𝚒𝚘𝚗 𝚒𝚏 𝚒𝚝’𝚜 𝚏𝚛𝚘𝚖 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝙲𝚘𝚗𝚐𝚘 𝚛𝚎𝚐𝚒𝚘𝚗 𝚘𝚏 𝙵𝚛𝚊𝚗𝚌𝚎….𝚎𝚕𝚜𝚎 𝚒𝚝’𝚜 𝚓𝚞𝚜𝚝 𝚜𝚙𝚊𝚛𝚔𝚕𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚋𝚘𝚝𝚝𝚕𝚎𝚗𝚎𝚌𝚔.

The shadows of four pairs of jeans on an invisible clothesline, cast onto a lawn.

𝙴𝚖𝚙𝚝𝚢 𝚃𝚛𝚘𝚞𝚜𝚎𝚛𝚜.

The children resulting from this? I am soooo confused.

Woman lying on road (Route 66 in AZ), her neck positioned on the middle line. Image turned 90º counter-clockwise.

Route 66, AZ, 1990s.

Text message exchange. Unsolicited text: "I need to change both the route and schedule for Hathaway Pond in June-are you a camping instructor?" Author's answer: "And I need a unicorn that sharts rainbows. Also, I'm an artisan butcher for the Winston Tong society and serve as the Mohel of Seville. All of which makes me think you may have a wrong number."

𝚂𝚙𝚊𝚖 𝚘𝚏 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝙳𝚊𝚢.

Your Pope name is: Last thing you ate + number of letters in your first name.

Which makes me Pope Muffin the Fifth.

Pope Foccacia III has a certain ring to it.

𝚃𝚑𝚎 𝚘𝚗𝚎 𝚐𝚘𝚘𝚍 𝚌𝚘𝚗𝚌𝚕𝚊𝚟𝚎 𝚓𝚘𝚔𝚎, 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚊𝚜𝚔? 𝚃𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚘𝚗𝚎:

"𝚁𝚎𝚙𝚘𝚛𝚝𝚜 𝚊𝚛𝚎 𝚗𝚘𝚠 𝚌𝚘𝚖𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚒𝚗 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚜𝚠𝚒𝚖𝚜𝚞𝚒𝚝 𝚙𝚘𝚛𝚝𝚒𝚘𝚗 𝚘𝚏 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚌𝚘𝚗𝚌𝚕𝚊𝚟𝚎 𝚑𝚊𝚜 𝚓𝚞𝚜𝚝 𝚌𝚘𝚗𝚌𝚕𝚞𝚍𝚎𝚍 - 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚝𝚊𝚕𝚎𝚗𝚝 𝚙𝚘𝚛𝚝𝚒𝚘𝚗 𝚒𝚜 𝚗𝚘𝚠 𝚞𝚗𝚍𝚎𝚛𝚠𝚊𝚢."

Black smoke over the Vatican roofs during a conclave. Photographed passt the face of a male marble statue on the left side of the image foreground.

𝚃𝚑𝚎 𝚟𝚒𝚜𝚞𝚊𝚕𝚜 𝚏𝚛𝚘𝚖 𝚝𝚘𝚍𝚊𝚢’𝚜 𝚙𝚊𝚙𝚒𝚜𝚝 𝙷𝚁 𝚌𝚘𝚗𝚟𝚎𝚗𝚝𝚒𝚘𝚗 𝚊𝚛𝚎 𝚜𝚝𝚒𝚕𝚕 𝚜𝚘𝚘𝚘𝚘 𝚛𝚎𝚝𝚛𝚘 𝟷𝟼𝟺𝟽. 𝙶𝚎𝚝 𝚠𝚒𝚝𝚑 𝚒𝚝, 𝚙𝚊𝚙𝚒𝚜𝚝𝚜.

𝚙𝚊𝚙𝚊𝚖 𝚗𝚘𝚗 𝚑𝚊𝚋𝚎𝚖𝚞𝚜.

Absolutely.

𝙼𝚘𝚞𝚜𝚎 𝙼𝚊𝚝 𝙼𝚘𝚖𝚎𝚗𝚝.

"𝙰𝚜 𝚍𝚎𝚖𝚘𝚌𝚛𝚊𝚌𝚢 𝚒𝚜 𝚙𝚎𝚛𝚏𝚎𝚌𝚝𝚎𝚍, 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚘𝚏𝚏𝚒𝚌𝚎 𝚘𝚏 𝚙𝚛𝚎𝚜𝚒𝚍𝚎𝚗𝚝 𝚛𝚎𝚙𝚛𝚎𝚜𝚎𝚗𝚝𝚜, 𝚖𝚘𝚛𝚎 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚖𝚘𝚛𝚎 𝚌𝚕𝚘𝚜𝚎𝚕𝚢, 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚒𝚗𝚗𝚎𝚛 𝚜𝚘𝚞𝚕 𝚘𝚏 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚙𝚎𝚘𝚙𝚕𝚎. 𝙾𝚗 𝚜𝚘𝚖𝚎 𝚐𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚝 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚐𝚕𝚘𝚛𝚒𝚘𝚞𝚜 𝚍𝚊𝚢 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚙𝚕𝚊𝚒𝚗 𝚏𝚘𝚕𝚔𝚜 𝚘𝚏 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚕𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚠𝚒𝚕𝚕 𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚌𝚑 𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚒𝚛 𝚑𝚎𝚊𝚛𝚝'𝚜 𝚍𝚎𝚜𝚒𝚛𝚎 𝚊𝚝 𝚕𝚊𝚜𝚝 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚆𝚑𝚒𝚝𝚎 𝙷𝚘𝚞𝚜𝚎 𝚠𝚒𝚕𝚕 𝚋𝚎 𝚊𝚍𝚘𝚛𝚗𝚎𝚍 𝚋𝚢 𝚊 𝚍𝚘𝚠𝚗𝚛𝚒𝚐𝚑𝚝 𝚖𝚘𝚛𝚘𝚗."

𝙷.𝙻. 𝙼𝚎𝚗𝚌𝚔𝚎𝚗

Grill 'Em All - local place

𝚃𝚘𝚗𝚒𝚐𝚑𝚝'𝚜 𝙿𝚞𝚋𝚕𝚒𝚌 𝚂𝚎𝚛𝚟𝚒𝚌𝚎 𝙰𝚗𝚗𝚘𝚞𝚗𝚌𝚎𝚖𝚎𝚗𝚝.
𝙰𝚗𝚗𝚘𝚞𝚗𝚌𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚏𝚘𝚛 𝚊 𝚏𝚛𝚒𝚎𝚗𝚍.

𝚆𝚎 𝚌𝚊𝚝𝚌𝚑 𝚘𝚗𝚎 𝚊𝚗𝚘𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚛'𝚜 𝚎𝚢𝚎 𝚊𝚌𝚛𝚘𝚜𝚜 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚛𝚘𝚘𝚖. 𝚈𝚘𝚞 𝚊𝚙𝚙𝚛𝚘𝚊𝚌𝚑 𝚖𝚎. 𝙸 𝚕𝚘𝚘𝚔 𝚞𝚙 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚜𝚖𝚒𝚕𝚎.

𝙸 𝚑𝚊𝚟𝚎 𝚊𝚗 𝚎𝚗𝚝𝚒𝚛𝚎 𝚜𝚝𝚛𝚒𝚙 𝚘𝚏 𝚋𝚊𝚌𝚘𝚗 𝚋𝚎𝚝𝚠𝚎𝚎𝚗 𝚖𝚢 𝚏𝚛𝚘𝚗𝚝 𝚝𝚎𝚎𝚝𝚑.

Sure does. Following.

Man swallowed stolen $770,000 diamond earrings, police say. There’s an X-ray. Florida police have to wait for the “foreign objects” to pass through Jaythan Gilder’s digestive system before confirming they are the stolen earrings, officials said.

𝙽𝚊𝚝𝚞𝚛𝚎... 𝚠𝚒𝚕𝚕 𝚒𝚗𝚎𝚟𝚒𝚝𝚊𝚋𝚕𝚢 𝚝𝚊𝚔𝚎 𝚒𝚝𝚜 𝚌𝚘𝚞𝚛𝚜𝚎.
𝙰 𝚍𝚒𝚊𝚖𝚘𝚗𝚍-𝚍𝚎𝚏𝚎𝚌𝚊𝚝𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚗𝚊𝚛𝚛𝚊𝚝𝚒𝚟𝚎 𝚠𝚒𝚕𝚕 𝚊𝚜𝚜𝚎𝚛𝚝 𝚒𝚝𝚜𝚎𝚕𝚏, 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚓𝚞𝚜𝚝 𝚖𝚊𝚛𝚔 𝚖𝚢 𝚠𝚘𝚛𝚍𝚜.

(𝚐𝚒𝚏𝚝 𝚕𝚒𝚗𝚔)