I’m almost convinced that all of his poking at the rest of the world is an attempt to find an opponent to call for martial law and suspend elections.

2/2 Poke and prod until someone finally takes the bait and takes action against me. Then, I declare “Marshall” law and refuse to allow another election until it’s all over. Then I just keep the conflict going until my death and circumvent and consequences for my actions.

1/2 Hypothetically: I’m an evil authoritarian wannabe dictator, but I’m also a f*cking moron. I’m bound by my constitution that I must leave office at the end of my second term. What I would do is make enemies with as many countries as I can.

Getting ready for the day.

Aaaaand we’re back to crowd size. He can hold the ceremony in a 30 person room and forever claim that his inauguration was a ‘capacity’ crowd.

I feel like a time traveler thanks to @tacobell.bsky.social . I just enjoyed a #meximelt, a Gordita supreme, and a caramel apple empanada . What a wondrous time to be alive

Whoever created the term “Save The Date” did not consider how important initialisms are in shorthand messaging.

I’ve used worse

Release the Gaetz report.
Pass it on.

@netflixeng.bsky.social why is your platform crashing? And why does it keep trying to blame my Internet speed? You guys didn’t think to test before this

That was a fantastic film!

So are we calling these things posts, like normal people? Or do I need to learn new tech slang again?