Captain caveman
18.05.2025 02:16 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0@davidleesloth.bsky.social
Captain caveman
18.05.2025 02:16 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I love that song!
18.05.2025 02:13 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0πππ
21.04.2025 21:17 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Tell me the secret π€« I gave up
22.03.2025 00:56 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I had a dream last night that I interviewed for a job selling Dixie cups and I accidentally burped during the interview.
13.03.2025 11:47 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0ππ it never gets old
07.03.2025 14:16 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0ππ iβm binge watching that show this weekend. I have missed quite a few episodes over the years. Itβs hysterical.
23.02.2025 20:40 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0πππ Classic !!
12.02.2025 13:46 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Seal as a seal is going to give me nightmares
10.02.2025 00:28 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0He should be calling the Puppy Bowl not the Super Bowl
10.02.2025 00:17 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Heβs starting to look like Dustin Hoffman
09.02.2025 23:58 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0He looked weird
09.02.2025 23:50 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0πππ
09.02.2025 22:23 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0All medicine in my cabinet expired a decade ago
01.02.2025 19:01 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0And I drank too much last night π€ͺ
01.02.2025 17:40 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Iβm feeling like an old fart ! π
01.02.2025 17:22 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0ππ so true !
30.01.2025 01:55 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Yes! And a chocolate milk mustache
27.01.2025 00:03 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Let me know when itβs ready so I can get my hair professionally feathered
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07.01.2025 00:50 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0They need to show it sitting in a larger outdoor garbage can.
05.01.2025 16:33 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0My brother sent me this photo from London today
23.12.2024 02:15 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I went to a neighborhood Christmas party tonight and overheard someone asking who had the yapping dogs in the neighborhood. I immediately slithered into another room.
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21.12.2024 01:32 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0I always loved Sweet
19.12.2024 00:52 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Same thing happened to me only it was Gwen Stefani at a gym back in the nineties.
12.12.2024 23:21 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I took one last night and fell asleep during the Georgia game. When I woke up I had no idea where I was and some shitty infomercial was playing.
08.12.2024 17:25 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0πππ right
08.12.2024 17:20 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Precious !
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