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We chillin
06.08.2025 22:14 β π 7 π 1 π¬ 2 π 0Spent the weekend with some lifelong friends at the beach. Good for the soul. Bad for the liver.
03.08.2025 17:50 β π 10 π 2 π¬ 0 π 0Bad posture is just one of my many attributes
01.08.2025 03:42 β π 7 π 5 π¬ 0 π 0Had to write out a check for the first time in forever. Felt I should've been wearing a powdered wig and using a feather pen.
27.07.2025 21:50 β π 390 π 82 π¬ 23 π 5πΆ I really love your maters
want to grate some cheeseπΆ
Sorry about the comforter
23.07.2025 17:48 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Asser da fone bish
-my text to an alcoholic friend
The first cassette I ever owned was Diary Of A Madman. My best friend in 6th grade's mom would not let him have it, so I gave him $1 for it. I had to play it on a tape recorder because it was the only way I had to play it.
RIP Ozzy.
Restaurant sign advertising βSIOUX CHEF NEEDED.β
well thatβs very specific
20.07.2025 19:18 β π 2582 π 256 π¬ 160 π 27AOC: "when politicians leave government, they go and work for lobbyists and that tells you everything about the coordinated interests that are in cahoots all over regardless of party."
20.07.2025 12:50 β π 22396 π 5822 π¬ 538 π 265what if traffic signals were like lighthouses and someone had to live up there
20.07.2025 20:47 β π 477 π 107 π¬ 38 π 7If I didn't have puke breath, I'd kiss you.
18.07.2025 19:15 β π 1 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0Rock Opera idea: Barnaby Jones Superstar
17.07.2025 11:41 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0A feel happy video I found, to close my Internet for tonight. Itβs 1:30 AM.
16.07.2025 23:28 β π 4783 π 782 π¬ 123 π 85This ice cream is made with cheesecake made with red velvet cake. It's like the turducken of desserts.
15.07.2025 23:41 β π 106 π 32 π¬ 5 π 0Sorry I said your mom wears a Sedgefield jeans.
08.07.2025 05:22 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I wish SNL would take public skit requests. Cuz I think having Lil Wayne selling those 24 hr dental implants would slay okaaaaaaaay
05.07.2025 22:43 β π 1 π 1 π¬ 1 π 0π€£
06.07.2025 22:06 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0You, sir, are dumber than shit.
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Hi, Tears for Fears here to tell you about our good friends down at Capβn Saltyβs Seafood Emporium.
Never Gonna Give You Up is about refusing to upgrade from Netscape Navigator to Netscape Communicator
04.07.2025 02:20 β π 76 π 33 π¬ 8 π 0Baby, I love you and would walk through fire for you, but you keep your fucking hands off of my generic triscuits.
03.07.2025 23:55 β π 3 π 2 π¬ 1 π 0ewok is short for electronic wok
28.06.2025 16:29 β π 370 π 107 π¬ 8 π 5Invention idea: new car smell deodorant
27.06.2025 19:52 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Automobile innovation idea: 3x4
26.06.2025 16:25 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Cheez Whiz mascot- a yellow cow in sunglasses that blasts cheez from its teats
24.06.2025 22:30 β π 117 π 19 π¬ 22 π 1Where all da hoes at?
-me, walking into the garden section
Where all da hoes at?
-me, walking into the garden section
*walking into court*
*nudges lawyer* how do i ask for a happy ending?
