Jules 🦇🍄‍🟫👾🤔

Thought crime is coming up next. get ready.

From now on I only want to talk about one Kirk and that’s Captain! Pine was way sexier. Prove me wrong!

He died doing what he loved. Spewing racist transphobic shit. He died by the thing he loved to defend. Not a terrible way to go.

‘No Kings’ protests suddenly take on a greater urgency The rampant militarization of immigration raids makes the stakes clearer than ever

Why protest on Saturday? www.headsupnews.org/p/no-kings-p...

They’ll keep shooting journalists. More will come. It’s a fucked up Field of Dreams.

Isaac Asimov on, "If God is Dead, Everything is Permitted?"

Y’all, California is primed to secede and it will be glorious but bloody. Stay strong LA! We are with you.

Spring in the cemetery #mthopecemetery #rochesterny

To the world:
We are fighting back. Our movement has been silenced by the media here—but we are not backing down. This is what our streets looked like across multiple cities. Tomorrow, there will be more of us! Raise a glass to freedom.

—With love,
Your American allies.

When you're accidentally added to a war plan Signal group chat.

It’s a darn good thing we are under the protection of Mother Russia these days. Our enemies might start to think we’re inept and an easy target after all this tomfoolery.

So is the long game that we will stop importing goods and start making everything here? How long will that take to implement?

WE GOT THIS!

Starts NOW - through the 14th. Don’t touch Amazon or anything Jeff Bezos owns.

My daughter and her partner are planning out how to leave the country. I don’t blame them but it’s giving me sad feels.

As a professor of English, allow me to try, humbly and with the proper respect, to offer an appropriate response to the President’s address:

Fuck you, you fucked-up fuck, and fuck all the fuckers who willingly fuck with you, especially. You can all fuck all the way off, and then fuck off some more.

This scrum of pot-bellied, sunken-chested betas trying to bully an all-black clad badass Eastern European wasteland survivor while dressed like Men’s Wearhouse mannequins is peak cinema.

I’m going out to all the queer bars tonight. Is that putting my money where my mouth wants to be? 🤔 #economicblackout2025

Damn fucking right he did

I know the world is absolute shit right now but Reese’s eggs are available in stores right now and they are guaranteed to make you feel at least 2% better for about 5 minutes.

I heard someone say that every time a man does a partner wrong his hairline should recede one inch. Revenge fantasies with my morning coffee. Why not?

Watching The Handmaid’s Tale and Fallout to distract myself from the current horrors that have a weirdly similar vibe. Which one are we getting? The theocracy or technocracy?

I just saw DEI called Definitely Earned It and I’m all the way here for that energy! 🔥

"It's almost impossible to believe he exists.
It's as if you took everything that was bad about America, scraped it off the floor, put it in an old hot dog skin & taught it to make noises with its mouth"

#PRESIDEMENTIA

The oarfish was spotted in Baja. Hope y’all are ready for the island of California.

“We can disagree and still love each other unless your disagreement is rooted in my oppression and denial of my humanity and right to exist”

James Baldwin

I don’t know about you but every time a J6er gets re-arrested I get a little moist in my lady parts.

I’m really looking forward to the 3 season long HBO documentary about this batshit moment in history entitled “American Coup.” I hope some smart young filmmaker is out there doing their best Tiger King wtf is happening journalism.

A tweet from TheSpaceEngineer ( @mcrs987 ) stating: "Elon calling the commander of the International Space Station 'retarded' was not on my bingo card..." Below this, there is a thread of tweets: A tweet from Andreas Mogensen ( @Astro_Andreas ) saying: "What a lie. And from someone who complains about lack of honesty from the mainstream media." A retweet of a post from Acyn ( @Acyn ) showing a clip from a Fox News interview with Elon Musk, captioned "EXCLUSIVE INTERVIEW WITH PRESIDENT TRUMP AND ELON MUSK BREAKING NEWS," where Musk claims, "Hannity: You're going to help rescue two astronauts. Musk: They were left up there for political reasons." A reply from Elon Musk ( @elonmusk ) stating: "You are fully retarded. SpaceX could have brought them back several months ago. I OFFERED THIS DIRECTLY to the Biden administration and they refused. Return WAS pushed back for political reasons. Idiot." The tweet includes a profile picture of Elon Musk and engagement metrics.

Maybe we should strand him in space for a long while, too.