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Middle school science and health teacher in Southern NM; PG-13 vocabulary. Cooking, movies, dogs, eyebrows, and bodily autonomy. Make no machine in the likeness of a human mind.

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Snark alert.

I mean, feminism offered a few paths and models to help men escape the sucking, lonely, self-depriving and self-reinforcing pit that some visions of masculinity become, but like, they didn't want our help because we were girls, so you might as well try marketing, sure.

01.11.2025 22:12 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

That's just such a dominating move.

01.11.2025 15:50 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

We just watched this and I think it raises the stakes. Cackling with laughter, flopping free.

01.11.2025 15:46 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Almost nothing to me is better than regionally accented languages. I have recently been into "diff-ernt."

01.11.2025 15:43 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It's a good idea, and I standby.

01.11.2025 14:02 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

This is it. We know exactly how to fix the climate crisis. We have all the technology and we know what actions we need to take. What people are hoping for is a technology that will fix everything without us having to change anything at all, and that's a fantasy. We have to do the work.

30.10.2025 10:19 β€” πŸ‘ 331    πŸ” 104    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

Making children afraid and ready, even eager, to obey, to conform, to make themselves invisible or pledge their allegiance is one key to consolidating their authoritarianism.

01.11.2025 11:26 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

SHRIEKING in middle school teacher

01.11.2025 02:17 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

House (1977, dir. Obayashi)

31.10.2025 23:24 β€” πŸ‘ 38    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Image is classic universal wolfman and Frankenstein. Wolfman: knock knock
Frankenstein: who's there?
Wolfman: ahhh!
Frankenstein: ahh who?
Wolfman: WEREWOLVES OF LONDON

Image is classic universal wolfman and Frankenstein. Wolfman: knock knock Frankenstein: who's there? Wolfman: ahhh! Frankenstein: ahh who? Wolfman: WEREWOLVES OF LONDON

31.10.2025 21:21 β€” πŸ‘ 165    πŸ” 63    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I think every time someone pitches this article, which we have seen in one form or another for as long as class has existed, they should get a fastball from a pitching machine right to the groin

31.10.2025 17:09 β€” πŸ‘ 251    πŸ” 37    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 1
A cartoon-style digital illustration shows a platypus, wearing a yellow and orange striped shirt, green overalls, thick wire rim glasses, and with the stump of a stogie in his bill. The platypus is flying a disproportionately small and fat old red monowing propeller driven plane. The top of the platypus’ head is a hollow in which is seated some kind of hamster or other small mammal, also wearing a red striped shirt and a propeller beanie. He is working a control stick emerging from the platypus cranium and holding a pair of binoculars. Finally, seated atop the tail of the airplane is a green gecko wearing a blue turtleneck sweater. He’s holding a pole to which is attached a yellow banner on which red lettering reads β€˜Maybe it will happen today’.

A cartoon-style digital illustration shows a platypus, wearing a yellow and orange striped shirt, green overalls, thick wire rim glasses, and with the stump of a stogie in his bill. The platypus is flying a disproportionately small and fat old red monowing propeller driven plane. The top of the platypus’ head is a hollow in which is seated some kind of hamster or other small mammal, also wearing a red striped shirt and a propeller beanie. He is working a control stick emerging from the platypus cranium and holding a pair of binoculars. Finally, seated atop the tail of the airplane is a green gecko wearing a blue turtleneck sweater. He’s holding a pole to which is attached a yellow banner on which red lettering reads β€˜Maybe it will happen today’.

18.06.2025 13:11 β€” πŸ‘ 91    πŸ” 24    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

IT MUSSSSSST

31.10.2025 18:05 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A bunny on a gray, rainy day looks down a storm drain, where a clown bunny with a red nose and ears looks out at him from below. It is a bunny Pennywise, from the Stephen King novel, and it offers the other bunny a red balloon through the grate on the drain

A bunny on a gray, rainy day looks down a storm drain, where a clown bunny with a red nose and ears looks out at him from below. It is a bunny Pennywise, from the Stephen King novel, and it offers the other bunny a red balloon through the grate on the drain

Daily bunny no.3124 offers you a balloon

31.10.2025 04:00 β€” πŸ‘ 2410    πŸ” 581    πŸ’¬ 29    πŸ“Œ 15

Oh lordy I am jealous of this. That's a GREAT sticker.

31.10.2025 14:06 β€” πŸ‘ 19    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I am excited to hear about alternative versions!

31.10.2025 11:58 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

3 TB toasted sesame seeds, roughly ground, 2 TB soy sauce, 1 TB sugar, pinch of white pepper, 1-ish TB sesame oil. Mix in a bowl. Add a pound of thawed, thoroughly squeezed out (& de-packed...) frozen spinach. Mix and eat. (Sauce also genius on a head of roasted cauliflower.)

31.10.2025 03:34 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Yesterday I finally remembered I could mute his last name.

30.10.2025 22:08 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Cm'ere lil mama lemme EXCEED MACH 10 in ya ear

30.10.2025 17:58 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

Fuck off with this AI. The world is enough.

30.10.2025 17:49 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Please gawd yes.

30.10.2025 00:30 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Goes great on my fully EMP-proof vehicle.

29.10.2025 22:30 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A bumper sticker on the back window of a truckette reads BUTLERIAN JIHAD NOW.

A bumper sticker on the back window of a truckette reads BUTLERIAN JIHAD NOW.

@keithpille.bsky.social *very Charli xcx voice* braaaat

29.10.2025 22:17 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I got 8/16 by starting by marking all the men "Trump," because misogyny.

29.10.2025 12:30 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

We are not.

29.10.2025 01:19 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
28.10.2025 21:45 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

*the more you know* gif

28.10.2025 11:54 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

One. In. Four. New Mexico children. Twenty five percent of our *children.*

Depraved government, debased nation.

28.10.2025 02:53 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Fascinating! Do they talk about what "good" means and how they'd judge if someone was good?

28.10.2025 02:07 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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The Best Potato-Leek Soup Recipe An easy potato-leek soup that takes no shortcuts to deliver the best flavor and texture possible. A touch of buttermilk and potatoes pressed through a ricer are the secret.

I kinda made this (the non-ricer version) but with several "oops I don't have..." changes and it was really good! www.seriouseats.com/best-potato-...

28.10.2025 00:54 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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