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18.02.2026 03:04 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0college kids next to me using chat gpt to write… insta post captions
10.02.2026 17:23 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0My tinnitus keeps me company 😌
15.01.2026 07:00 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0the luteal phase is for drafting texts and not sending them
13.01.2026 07:20 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I do NOT send messages in my luteal phase
13.01.2026 07:12 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0The most interesting people have 100 instragram followers
12.01.2026 06:20 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Every week should be a 2-day work week
02.01.2026 04:51 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I’m 28 and have to stretch before going to the club
14.12.2025 01:32 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0wow it really just sank in that if I want something, I can have it delivered to me. I don’t have to drive to a store.
10.12.2025 04:09 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0me unabashedly swiping on hinge on the treadmill at the gym
02.12.2025 01:55 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Me to my doctor: “so reddit is telling me…”
26.11.2025 07:24 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0giving your number to a barista is the riskiest thing ever bc if they don’t text you, you can’t ever go back!!!
24.11.2025 16:56 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Let my gravestone read "PUNCTUATION GOES INSIDE THE QUOTATION MARKS."
10.11.2025 16:48 — 👍 4497 🔁 411 💬 182 📌 78Went to the adult house show and saw so many wedding rings 😳
25.10.2025 18:01 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I can tell I’m going mentally well because I haven’t listened to post punk in like a year
16.10.2025 23:33 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0condolences to bands who released albums today who aren’t geese
26.09.2025 19:36 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I’m too dumb to prompt chat gpt. For real.
24.09.2025 18:51 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Got upset at one show last night, so had to head off to another show to dance away the irritation
22.09.2025 15:33 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Didn’t make it to the gym yesterday so went to the club instead
22.09.2025 15:16 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0The hottest people are at the vegan events
20.09.2025 19:26 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Went to the alex g show just to see what the youth are wearing today
19.09.2025 15:23 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Touring band calling graze food hall in north loop a millennial hell hole
15.09.2025 03:26 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Red flags I’ve noticed recently:
-doesn’t wear a helmet when biking
-doesn’t like any sauce on food
-has an ed sheeran guitar pedal
My screen is off and I wave goodbye in the meeting
11.09.2025 21:26 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Loving this podcast executive produced by Paris Hilton
26.08.2025 03:08 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0ripping out a page of my library book to give someone on the train my number
18.08.2025 03:20 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0i’m just going to say it… night owls aren’t inferior
15.08.2025 18:55 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0everytime i wear my TAGABOW shirt someone is like “whoa you know that band!!” like yeah
15.08.2025 17:58 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0newest hack is pretending to talk on the phone when i really just want to talk to myself
13.08.2025 16:10 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0next life goal is eating a popsicle for breakfast
12.08.2025 21:53 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
