𝘌𝘥𝘸𝘢𝘳𝘥 𝘎𝘦𝘰𝘧𝘧𝘳𝘦𝘺

"No, like.... It's just, I can't believe you're actually wearing my clothes."

Yawns and stretches, and then he falls out of his chair.

|| SPOILERS FOR FALLOUT SEASON 2

|| I think the last time I played it was a few months before 1.6 came out on all platforms.

Edward is lying on his couch with a container of peanut butter filled pretzels.

|| Looks like I’m not getting the new Lego Batman game because they used UE5. And they want me to buy a NASA computer to run it.

|| Fuck it, I’m showing y’all my Xbox library. The games at the top are Cloverpit, DC Universe Online, Deus Ex Mankind Divided, Dying Light 2, Skyrim, and Fallout 4.

“It’s been a real long time. I’ve been doing pretty good. How about you, Kai?”

|| ahem

“Okay, pal.”

|| From my experience, 3 is brutally difficult if you progress a lot and the side missions will be even more difficult. Also fuck rockstar for delisting the original games. I was so close to buying them before they got removed from steam.

|| I honestly think we got severely spoiled during the PS2/Xbox days when it comes to soundtracks.

|| I had the trilogy on PS2 back then and now I have it remastered since Rockstar didn’t feel like making the games backwards compatible for Xbox. But at least they were nice enough to make Manhunt backwards compatible.

|| I love driving all the way to Las Venturas, especially when it’s night time and the sky is purple.

𝑫𝒐𝒏'𝒕 𝒘𝒐𝒓𝒓𝒚... 𝑰𝒕'𝒍𝒍 𝒐𝒏𝒍𝒚 𝒉𝒖𝒓𝒕 𝒂 𝒕𝒊𝒏𝒚 𝒃𝒊𝒕...

Iɴᴅᴇᴘᴇɴᴅᴀɴᴛ ᴘᴏʀᴛʀᴀʏᴀʟ ᴏғ ᴊᴇғғ ᴛʜᴇ ᴋɪʟʟᴇʀ

ᴄᴀɴᴏɴ/ɴᴏɴᴄᴀɴᴏɴ

#OCRP
#MVRP

“I haven’t watched that movie since I was like, eight.”

“Hermie? Who the hell is that? And no, I’m not into that crypto shit, sorry.”

“Shut up, Man-Bat. I needed the money.”

Edward is changing out of his elf costume, forgetting that he still had the elf ears on.

"𝙾𝚑 𝚌𝚘𝚖𝚎 𝚘𝚗, 𝚍𝚘𝚗'𝚝 𝚋𝚎 𝚊 𝚂𝚌𝚛𝚘𝚘𝚐𝚎!"

𝐇𝐎𝐋𝐋𝐘 𝐇𝐀𝐙𝐄𝐋𝐍𝐔𝐓

𝟐𝟑, 𝖍𝖊𝖆𝖉 𝖊𝖑𝖋 𝖙𝖔 𝕸𝖗. 𝕹𝖎𝖈𝖍𝖔𝖑𝖆𝖘 𝕮𝖑𝖆𝖚𝖘. 𝕾𝖊𝖑𝖋 𝖙𝖆𝖚𝖌𝖍𝖙 𝖈𝖔𝖓𝖘𝖙𝖗𝖚𝖈𝖙𝖔𝖗, 𝖒𝖚𝖑𝖙𝖎𝖛𝖊𝖗𝖘𝖊 𝖆𝖓𝖉 𝖈𝖗𝖔𝖘𝖘𝖔𝖛𝖊𝖗 𝖋𝖗𝖎𝖊𝖓𝖉𝖑𝖞. 𝕳𝖔𝖑𝖎𝖉𝖆𝖞/𝕳𝖔𝖗𝖗𝖔𝖗𝖛𝖊𝖗𝖘𝖊 𝖈𝖍𝖆𝖗𝖆𝖈𝖙𝖊𝖗.

♡ & ⟲

“What the hell did I just walk into?”

-fuck out of here.”

Edward put the package in the pillow case that was full of stuff that Max took from him and Richie. He then went to the guest bedroom that they came from and gently opened the window and stuck his head out to look around.

“Hold on, Richie. It’s gotta be here somewhere…”

Edward had managed to convince Richie to help him take back a few of their belongings from Max by breaking into his house while he’s at football practice. Edward pulled a package out from under the bed and picked it up.

“Got it, now we get the—

|| Speaking of spicy alts, I got one too.

Edward is currently watching The Boondock Saints with the reader.

“Yosuke is pretty weird.”

“That’s right. Men.”

|| I have so many questions right now