𝘌𝘥𝘸𝘢𝘳𝘥 𝘎𝘦𝘰𝘧𝘧𝘳𝘦𝘺

“Haha!”

Edward picked up the tree and looked down at him.

“You’re lucky I don’t whack you with the tree.”

“My fucking tree!”

Chasing after Klarion.

“So am I.”

Edward’s setting up his Halloween tree.

“I’m guessing you’re not a fan of deep fried sweets or Oreos.”

“It’s not expired.”

The goth replied, eating a deep fried Oreo from the plastic bag.

“It’s a deep fried Oreo I got from the state fair the other day.”

“Large men.”

Putting a deep fried Oreo in his mouth.

“Bark, bark.”

“The actor who played him or the actual doll?”

“That’s right. Men.”

“Yeah, or Kenny.”

“It’s Ken.”

Edward’s bringing out the pumpkin platforms for spooky season.

“Hai, Nihongo ga dekimasu.”

“Yes, I understand you.”

“My name’s Edward.”

“Okay then…”

“Because you scared the shit out of me and made me toss my drink. I wasn’t even finished with it.”

“Edward. My name’s Edward. “

The goth replied.

“Got any extra cash?”

“Jesus shit!”

Yelping as he tossed his can of iced tea in the air, causing it to explode as soon as it hit the ground and iced tea got on his boots and pant legs.

“You’re seriously gonna ask me that after spawning in front of me like that?! I should be asking you that question!”

Staring at Klarion before slapping him with a slice of pizza.

“No.”

“No, I’m good for now.”

He replied, stuffing his hands in his pockets.

Bought himself some Halloween donuts.

|| I just love how I can’t even tell if a fall aesthetic image is AI or real on Pinterest anymore until I zoom in closer.

“Maybe add a little mohawk in the middle.”

The goth’s hair felt pretty smooth.

Eating the cheese puff while staring back at them.

“Breakfast of Champions.”