Kinda Doin' the Needful

I didn't know that kind abode came without nicotine off-gassing so bad the only solution is to encapsulate the home in 3 ft. of cement and build your castle atop its remains. (All other remediation solutions would spontaneously give the Pgh. area populace cancer.) You toured the lap of luxury.

Years ago one of my art history professors stated the purpose of public art is to promote open discussion and elicit strong emotions (good/bad). Maybe an architect vibed with this view and for a divisive suburban neighborhood aesthetic, making all who witness it question reality.

Yinz hittin billdens.

Caller has observed a rare state in the Pittsburgh Sinkhole Monster reproductive cycle.

My four square only posses six dormers, all of which serve a purpose. This clearly will not do. I need a house with superfluous pointy roof parts, zero hand carved architectural elements, all black fixtures and all white everything else. Goals.

I've always wanted a Modern Tudor McFarmhouse Revival!

The ElephAAAAHHHHHHnt of Many Horrors. It has seen things. Because it committed those many atrocities.

I think this is the only appropriate use of this phrase I've witnessed, I even heard it in the voice of my adolescent nephew.

My township's superpower is not taking snow clearing inspiration from Pittsburgh proper.

As I said, I refuse to believe otherwise. Nothing will change my mind!!! :D

I'm still convinced that Boxxy and Shoe0nHead are the same person and refuse to believe otherwise.

This monstrosity makes me less sad about being Celiac.

I believe this is how you take possession of your neighbors car. It's like squatters rights, but with a Pittsburgh transportation flair.

Ruffs really need to come back into fashion. Justice for the ruff.

If my dog could talk, I'm pretty sure he'd be voicing his displeasure with the sun for betraying him. He was very excited to go out for about 20 seconds into his walk earlier...when he realized it was -5℉ and made me carry him back home.

Yet all slippy as heck.

Whoever finds a parking chair first and places it mid-road will thusly assert dominance and claim the road as their territory, forcing the other driver to reverse course and probably get stuck in a pile of snow in the process.

Fetterman's one redeeming quality is that he unites both sides. Because everyone can agree he's a friggin jagoff.

Stephen Miller Reminds Picky-Eater Son That There Starving Kids In Basement ARLINGTON, VA—In an apparent attempt to guilt his children into eating their vegetables Monday, White House deputy chief of staff Stephen Miller reportedly reminded one of his sons, a picky eater, tha...

Stephen Miller Reminds Picky-Eater Son That There Starving Kids In Basement

Gah, why is there so much AI slop?!? I just want to look at ridiculous/cute sewing and crafting projects made by actual human hands, not scuffed a.f. AI renderings of 'crochet' outfits with topography that cannot physically exist or models walking up stairs with their feet going through the treads.

The stuff keeps happening in overdrive.

Picture of two loaves of gluten free bread baking in an oven with a labradoodle looking longingly at it, demanding his bread tax even though it's not done baking yet.

Bread for the Bread God. And by Bread God, I mean Faraday: imposer of food tax on all things he wishes to consume. This includes unbaked bread, why haven't you finished baking it yet, human? Bake faster. (Peon.)

a man in a cape is flying through the air ALT: a man in a cape is flying through the air

I hear they help you become one with the wind.

Next step: weaponization of the Canada goose. Hell hath no fury like a Canada goose.

Meanwhile in Texas, a new team of engineers-turned-rancher-pirates are pioneering a new class of vessel: the cattle driven ya'll. Attempts at methane capture to improve speeds have so far been unsuccessful in very horrific ways.

I grew up in Tucson, "enough" snow is very much a relative term most years 😂. Driving up Mt. Lemmon and bringing down a tuck bed of snow for snowball fights is glorious none the less.

Waddles McTeal has an extra special birthday, today is National Rubber Ducky Day.

YouTube video by Gogol Bordello - Topic П'ята авеню

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I'm deeply disturbed that this isn't a @nytpitchbot.bsky.social post.

Puppy cuddles make it more bearable.