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The Hulk reading the newspaper: "Everyone dumb."

Everyone dumb.

Full on concentration camps. "We don't know half of what's going on in the camps, but we know enough" is echoing from 85 years ago.

Many said we were exaggerating a year ago when we argued that Trump is a clear and present danger to our democracy. A year later they are eating their words.

It’s up to every single one of us to save our democracy.

www.nytimes.com/2026/02/02/u...

Conservatives Boycott All Forms Of Entertainment

Conservatives Boycott All Forms Of Entertainment https://theonion.com/conservatives-boycott-all-forms-of-entertainment/

Three panel comic. Panel 1: gym setting. One guy sees another guy across the gym with huge muscles. He remarks, “whoa! That dude is yolked!” Panel 2: a girl working out next to him says, “ugh, why do guys even want to get that big?” Panel 3: the extremely jacked guy is walking away with a slight smile. He is imagining himself dapping up a group of huge gorillas who are all happy and smiling, accepting him as one of their own.

ICE Agent Scores Easy Win By Deporting Own Family https://theonion.com/ice-agent-scores-easy-win-by-deporting-own-family/

Reptile Handler At Birthday Party Ruthlessly Heckled By 6-Year-Old For Showing Amphibian

Reptile Handler At Birthday Party Ruthlessly Heckled By 6-Year-Old For Showing Amphibian https://theonion.com/reptile-handler-at-birthday-party-ruthlessly-heckled-by-6-year-old-for-showing-amphibian/

remember back when we all doodled the current thing for warmups? we could bring that back, maybe, that was fun

this is what really killed the place even before the nazis fully took over

the Venn diagram of “people willing to pay for Twitter so their replies are boosted” and “people capable of making funny comments” is just two completely separate circles side by side

logging on

Verified source? If you like the sound of the story, don’t worry about it.

ICE employees on Reddit complain about late salaries and missing insurance, despite promises made upon hiring ICE employees have reported delayed pay and missing health insurance on Reddit, while critics question how staff tolerate dangerous duties for little or no compensation.

It’s not that it’s hard to believe, necessarily, but people do understand that anyone can go on Reddit and claim to be anyone, right?

www.ibtimes.co.uk/ice-employee...

It isn’t true
Ok it’s true but it’s not as bad as they say
Ok it’s worse than they say but it’s actually good

All the stars are here: Brantley Gilbert, Brice Bradley, Gabby Babby, Bibb Glibsy, Slab Gabbert, Brice Bryce,

Whenever you see a story about how liberals aren't making their conservative peers feel welcome enough, this is who they're talking about.

wHy WoN’t LiBeRaLs DaTe Me

Punxsutawney Phil, the groundhog, walks out of his hole wearing a helmet that says SHADOW in front of a crowd of onlookers. Heathcliff is there, too, standing next to a Groundhog Day officiant- dressed kind of like Abe Lincoln, like all of those guys are for some reason. Anyways. The officiant says "Six more weeks of stoke."

02 Feb 2026

The ending to the Super Mario All-Stars version of Super Mario Bros.: The Lost Levels will become corrupted simply by Mario being too close to the right edge of the screen. While Mario will remain normal, Peach will become an uncanny jumble of corrupted graphics.

it ought to be interesting to see who winds up winning the super bowl this year. both the patriots and seahawks made it, so it’s going to be a real “battle of the nfl teams” type of situation

Groundhog Harassed By Dipshits In Stupid Hats

Groundhog Harassed By Dipshits In Stupid Hats

White House Denies Flickering, Green Trump A Hologram

White House Denies Flickering, Green Trump A Hologram https://theonion.com/white-house-denies-flickering-green-trump-a-hologram/

Can you imagine what would happen if a college democrats org made a post saying the traitors to the people should be killed with depictions of guns pointed at abortion clinic protesters?

Universities need to figure out already that they can bloody the administration’s nose if they just don’t play ball. Kick all these students out and dissolve their little Hitler Youth club.

BARI WEISS: I think it's so telling. Liberals only want to talk about the bad bunny. Whereas rational people like you and me, I think, people who can agree to disagree, we want to talk about the good bunny.
BILLIONAIRE CHILD RAPIST: [nodding]

Do anything but that.

CBS censored Billie Eilish saying “Fuck ICE” at the Grammys. Here’s the uncensored version:

death by preventable disease is an inevitable and even desired outcome of concentration camps. in every era of concentration camps people have died of typhus, which is a disease of privation and enforced crowding. this illness is intentionally inflicted

Old Man Whistling While Slapping Knee Once Again Sweeps Grammys

Old Man Whistling While Slapping Knee Once Again Sweeps Grammys https://theonion.com/old-man-whistling-while-slapping-knee-once-again-sweeps-1851226320/

My Uber is here.

i made a version of wikipedia you can doomscroll
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