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Kendrick Lamar performing during the Super Bowl halftime show

“And it was also the night that the skeletons came to liiife”

A Google Maps screenshot of the White House with 13 sex offender markers on the roof. Mimicking the style of the cover art for Kendrick Lamar's single "Not Like Us".

This took embarrassingly long to make. Please use freely.

operator: 911, please state—
me: abcdefg, hij—
operator: wait lemme get a pen
me: you don’t need a pen. don’t worry! i’ll teach you
operator: doesn’t work for me. i’m a visual learner
me: okay. well i got run over by a dump truck at 14th and oak
operator: yep i’ll roll an ambo, hang tight
me: thanks

not much more exciting for a midwestern dad than being the first one out snowblowing the entire block. I did you all a favor. and now I am your king

Neo-Nazis appeared in Lincoln Heights (metro Cincinnati) Ohio and got ran out of dodge… but not before locals stole and burned their swastika flag in the street.

Hey man sorry to hear about all your political turmoil. Would it help if I scrolled around on the computer all day and drove myself insane?

It’s already been pushed back 3 years so what’s one more day to wait & hear the results of this trial

5 Calls Spend 5 minutes. Make 5 calls. Make your voice heard.

Okay, I cannot recommend 5calls.org enough. Enter your address and it will find all your reps (federal and state). AND give you a list of issues to call about AND which reps to call about each of them AND a little script for each, in case it's helpful. They have an app, too.

ive invented a new test to determine if you have cancer. first you put your hand up close to your face

PANEL 1: MATTIE looks over at a guy in the near foreground. MATTIE: Screw you man! Get away from me. PANEL 2: Reverse shot. The GUY is wearing a sandwich board that says I'LL KILL YOU MATTIE GUY: Wow. No need to talk to me like that! I'm just minding my own business. PANEL 3: The GUY, getting angry. GUY: i'm becoming radicalized against you in fact! PANEL 4: The guy, chasing MATTIE offscreen. GUY: You should have been nicer to me!!!

you've radicalized me | patreon.com/lubchansky

yes.... yes!!!!

just bought these. to mock our soldiers

oh, youre here from tik tok? (chuckle's lightly ) Is that like reddit for babies

GOP pollster says Trump voters ‘tired’ of being accused of racism Republican pollster Frank Luntz said on Friday that President Trump’s voters are “tired” of being accused of being sexist and racist. In a discussion about Trump’s remarks linking diversity, equity…

If you don't want to be accused of racism, don't vote for a fucking racist, this isn't exactly rocket science my dudes

thehill.com/homenews/cam...

Anti-ICE protesters are blocking both sides of the 101 Freeway near the Alameda Street exit in DTLA. The CHP has since closed that portion of the freeway.

Screenshot of Google search result for "how to unwrinkle ballsack". AI Overview: You can try using a steamer or iron to remove wrinkles from your scrotum

Gee, what a "novel" idea ...
@theonion.com

Me: Oh no that trolley is going to run us over!

Guy tied up on the track next to me who somehow thinks he's actually the guy holding the lever: Lol cry more 😂

this is about someone spray painting a penis on a cybertruck