@nathanewbankauthor.bsky.social
Cat lover, photographer, author of stray cat fiction, incredibly silly person.
Chapter 3 - Sōzō God of Serendipitous Curiosity open.substack.com/pub/nathanew...
11.07.2025 21:07 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Cat pic of the day.
Cat pic of the day.
01.07.2025 20:24 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Any cat lovers?
20.06.2025 14:48 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Ok let's see..
Elon and Trump have a very public breakup to kick off Pride month....
BINGO!! I GOT A BINGO!!!!
No one is an NPC.
That type of thinking is one of the worst things to come out of this decade so far.
#stopbeingmonsters
Look. I need someone to say,
"Electrolytes, it's what plants crave.",
just a few times within Trump's hearing range.
#itwillbeanexecutiveorderwithinlessthanaweek
According to social media Egos, it is not kidnapping if you consume the victim.
I will not explain further.
#fbdouchery
I guess it's time to mow my yard.
My yard:
The Word Is...
13.05.2025 18:19 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Fox inadvertently giving me a perfect new cat name.
16.04.2025 04:56 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
USA: We have Orange Julius.
Philippines: ... 😏👍🏽
Gotta love the way Japan does peaches. 🥵
15.04.2025 01:10 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Rando dude: "Hey wanna F😀🌜k?"
Woman: "No."
Rando dude: "No man will live up to your unrealistically high standards!"
Eowyn: "I am no man!"
Woman: 😉
#Metafails
Got flagged for captioning these "I love Super sassy Buddhist statues so much"
Meta = failure
1 fish, 2 fish, red fish.... nm
09.04.2025 04:04 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0 Schrodinger's President:
Simultaniously has no idea what was in the messages or what was happening while being 100% certain there wasn't any classified info in the messages.
#sureJan
"He's a few panels shy of a full cybertruck" is now my go to phrase.
It's perfect because, even with a full cybertruck, they've not much to work with.
🤗 #threelicks
My phone now has a new emoji and I think it speaks for most of us.
14.03.2025 15:31 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Sure eggs are getting cheaper, but at what cost?
14.03.2025 15:29 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
I'm about to own this playground. 😎
26.02.2025 19:51 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Planning your day as a creator wondering what contentious thing you can come up with to drive engagement.
Me brain: Fuck it man, just misspell somehting.
I tell every kitty I meet that they are the most beautiful kitty in the world and that they are my favorite.
And it is the truth every single time.
#isimpforcats
Me when my delayed ADHD prescription finally comes in.
"I am gonna get SO focused tonight! You don't even know."
"Why is it Evil gets to do what it wants while Virtue must prove itself again and again and again?"
Alchamy of Souls
Yesterday I learned that The Art of War by Sun Tzu is really an ancient version of The Idiot's Guide to War.
He wrote it for aristocratic nobles who thought they knew everything in the hopes they wouldn't get all their men killed.
The world makes a teensy bit more sense to me now.
#cats #fun #misbehave
22.01.2025 17:46 — 👍 46 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Kitty fiction!
open.substack.com/pub/nathanew...
Who loves cats?
open.substack.com/pub/nathanew...
Me: "I saw a guy peeing out in the open right next to public school property. Wtf is wrong with this dude?"
Meta: This violates community standards on bullying and harassment, your page is at risk of being unpublished.
Me: 🤨
