Bi Horde Zuko

This is a completely insane argument from Sotomayor, and is directly hostile to a constitutional form of government. Either we are all bound and protected by that document or it’s meaningless.

"It's MY chair to wither away and die in!!!!"

it's wild how donald trump is hands down the worst american leader in modern history. like light years more bad than the next closest worst leader, covid donald trump

currently writing a modern adaptation of War of the Worlds where instead of getting killed by a flu the aliens keep collecting Sig P320s from dead cops and soldiers and then getting blasted inside their walkers when the gun discharges on its own

one of the great tragedies of our age is how many people are willing to view AI as magic because they don't understand how it functions but unwilling to exhibit any humility at all towards more important things they understand even less (like the climate or medicine)

if you aren't like, a journalist who has to report on this the best advice I can give you is ignore the first 24-48 hours of news about a mass shooting after it happens. come back the next day and you'll get the right name, body count, etc.

The Erie Canal was completed 12 years before Chicago was founded

Australia Admits All Those Animals Made Up SYDNEY—Saying the ruse began as a harmless prank about the continent’s mammals having pouches, Australian Prime Minister Anthony Albanese admitted Tuesday that all those animals like wallabies, numbats, quokkas, and bandicoots were completely made up. “We just assumed everyone would have caught on by now, because these creatures are clearly imaginary,” said Albanese, adding that […]

Australia Admits All Those Animals Made Up
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I mean if 53% of republican voters defected it would be the biggest collapse in support in us history

Literally Sam Altman

i'm pretty sure if you expressed this sentiment to a medieval monk they would hold a heresy trial

it is kind of wild that broad swaths of society seem to think that wokes are in the process abolishing gender when it feels like theres less casual gender noncomformance today than in, like, the '70s

We have gotten too precious about both masculinity and femininity and it’s a disaster for everyone

Reminder, again, that, yes, while the DOGE-ing was juvenile & clueless, it is vitally important to remain focused on the fact that these people need to be arrested, prosecuted, & sent to jail for a very long time for illegally & unconstitutionally dismantling the federal government.

reverse heist movie where a single snake has to chase all the priests back into ireland

“Los Angeles Quetzalcoatl”
Gouache, 2025

the text :smuggo: and underneath is a Y2K era web forum emoticon with thick eyebrows and an incredibly smug smirk

the emoji people need to comb through old web forums smileys to fill enormous gaps

for instance there is not a single emoji that captures the mood of :smuggo:

it would honestly be hard to sell a movie with an alien invasion plotline today because can you imagine an alien occupation worse than how we're governed right now? i say we let the aliens from Independence Day try their best

i definitely do feel morally superior to people who use AI but i also just dont understand anyone who doesn't have like a visceral disgust reaction to stuff that is detectably made using it. it hurts me to look at. as soon as i realize it's AI I shoo it away as fast as I can like it's a bug

Street sign for Horneytown Rd. Under is a second sign that says "This sign has RFID and GPS tracking"

Environmental storytelling.

this creates an unrealistic beauty standard for women who will now be expected to look stomach churning and weird

lmao fire sale everybody

This has been said in lots of ways but it is worth repeating; this is extremely impressive. If you asked a dog “who is the best basketball player ever” and it said “Jichsel Mordon” you would be unbelievably impressed. But you wouldn’t hire the dog as your junior analyst, because the answer is LeBron

*young me, developing a strong sense of justice*

This is gonna be great, what an asset, this will never drive me insane

"Welcome to the heavyweight bout, guy who kicked my ass to a historic degree"

Rule 15: Don’t let your wife get nailed by some kid from steerage

The Best Night of My Life Was a Free Press Party And I don’t care if you judge me.

Sorry for posting this but I’m reading the subhed in the voice of “I don’t care what happens to me I’m fighting for this hat”

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