@shamas.bsky.social
Writer, performer, and farm dwelling land lover. When asked if I'm a comedian I say, 'Only if they laugh.' 🇨🇦 Canadian AF Free Palestine! 🇵🇸
Naturally! Also, the cap has a Blue Jay! #birdsofafeather
01.11.2025 14:43 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0The future is in good hands. Rock on with your organized self little one!
01.11.2025 14:41 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0A beauty to behold.
31.10.2025 20:34 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0❤️
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Montague Pinkerton “Mr. Pink”,
my ever sweet Pinky,
has ventured into the great beyond.
Only love remains
2010-Oct. 31, 2025
Nothing is inevitable. Effort is everything. Ignore the polls and run through the tape.
Vote: zohranfornyc.com/vote
Canvass + phonebank: zohranfornyc.com/gotv
Does someone need a peanut buster parfait?
28.10.2025 22:56 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Posthumous posting
28.10.2025 18:23 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Clitless….😂😆😂!!
28.10.2025 16:10 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0😆 clitless! Mercy me!!
28.10.2025 16:09 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Praise the lord and pass the popcorn!
28.10.2025 12:39 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
An icing of frost on a wild country rose.
Sunday, October 26, 2025 at 8:32 AM
My strategy exactly!
26.10.2025 10:38 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Platforms to the rescue!
26.10.2025 00:17 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Yesterday I gave the vet a grand, and they gave me back my cat of 15 years with a bag of meds.
I spent the money, don’t care. Who needs front brakes anyway?
I gave the vet a grand, and they gave me back my cat of 15 years with a bag of meds.
I spent the money, don’t care. Who needs front brakes anyway?
😆
22.10.2025 18:31 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Kicking up leaves!
21.10.2025 17:46 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
My favorite sign for today
18.10.2025 21:50 — 👍 506 🔁 128 💬 27 📌 8Premature detonation.
19.10.2025 21:41 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Oh, if only it t’were so.
19.10.2025 21:40 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0While I’ve battened down the hatches, and secured as much as possible, the wind is really up and kicking shit around like a petulant teenager who’s had their phone taken away.
Rain is imminent.
I sip tea in anticipation.
Trent McClellend, dressed up for a This Hour Has 22 Minutes sketch
16.10.2025 20:53 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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These gals are on my yard and so pretty, I couldn’t resist their request to be photographed.
16.10.2025 17:28 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
So
These 2 Maples and an Ash go into a bar….
Does that mean the gag order on reporting on Palestine has been lifted?
15.10.2025 22:36 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Would dressing up like an ICE Agent for Halloween be cultural appropriation?
14.10.2025 23:50 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I know a joke about a farmer but it’s really dirty.
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