lol the cat is not named boba. I mean I went and got literal boba. The adoption process here can take 1-2 weeks.
20.02.2026 00:43 — 👍 35 🔁 0 💬 3 📌 0
Kinda wanna name him Some Pulp cause ya know, he’s just a lil orange lol.
20.02.2026 00:08 — 👍 13 🔁 0 💬 4 📌 0
Had my heart torn out today. Found a moment of zen at the local cat cafe, fell in love with a kitty and applied. Then got boba. No one will ever love me more than me.
19.02.2026 23:34 — 👍 652 🔁 13 💬 27 📌 1
It’s exactly why we should lose.
19.02.2026 23:33 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Can my state go back to being a colony?
19.02.2026 14:14 — 👍 10 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
I love the smell of accountability in the morning.
19.02.2026 14:12 — 👍 18 🔁 3 💬 1 📌 0
“We” do not.
19.02.2026 13:47 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Why does it feel so good to basically cook yourself outside in the sun?
19.02.2026 09:09 — 👍 12 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
The only punishment worthy of the horrors of the Epstein files is to feed everyone that was apart of this to actual prey animals.
19.02.2026 07:57 — 👍 9 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
CANNOT WAIT
19.02.2026 04:18 — 👍 9 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
I’m not sad anymore. I’m fucking enraged.
19.02.2026 04:10 — 👍 13 🔁 1 💬 3 📌 0
It took me 10 minutes from the plane landing to get home. Living next to an airport doesn’t suck, actually.
19.02.2026 02:37 — 👍 1301 🔁 40 💬 135 📌 2
Don’t ask me what the odds were when I made it. I wasn’t paying attention, I just clicked a button.
18.02.2026 22:46 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Part of my feels like he doesn’t really want to play with his brothers… idk why I get that vibe.
18.02.2026 22:46 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
I made my first ever sports bet a few days ago on Slovakia medaling and I would be delighted to win my bet with them beating the US.
18.02.2026 22:45 — 👍 108 🔁 2 💬 12 📌 0
He sees ghosts!
18.02.2026 22:44 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
At least it’s the only likable one.
18.02.2026 22:42 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
I was being incredibly sarcastic here dude.
18.02.2026 22:39 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Better than going with the “I tripped and fell into underaged girls”
18.02.2026 22:32 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 3 📌 0
I hope the US loses. Fuuuuuuck the Tkachuk’s. Nothing would make me happier than for them to feel they embarrassed Trump.
18.02.2026 22:30 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0
Some old guy in PBI airport is LOUDLY talking about throwing Trump in jail in 😁
18.02.2026 21:55 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Capitalism, baby!
18.02.2026 21:02 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
How the turn tables…
18.02.2026 20:55 — 👍 6 🔁 3 💬 1 📌 0
Cause the advertiser already paid for those slots (signed someone who used to sell commercial airspace).
18.02.2026 20:54 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Why did this have to be a “if I have to see it, so do you!” situation 😫😫😫
18.02.2026 20:46 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
The concert calendar in Apple Music is probably my most favorite new feature in ages.
18.02.2026 20:42 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
I was in FL, I’m now going to New Haven CT.
18.02.2026 20:29 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
How do I have a meet cute if I’m literally in my own section?
18.02.2026 20:25 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
🤷🏻♀️ plenty of people would rather see a Cup than a gold medal.
18.02.2026 18:45 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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