Brett A.M.

For a second I thought Buch was back on the team but turned out to just be Zamboni driver playing with magnets.

My ESPN feed quality. Speed test during this: 380Mbps down. 🤔

Boy it would great to see Laffy look like anything but a third line grinder.

When they say trust the process that means I have to trust the Rangers and uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Well Tusky is going to be in my nightmares from now on.

Petition to have games decided by high danger chances.

Feels like a makeup for that softie on Panarin. I’ll take it.

I really miss seeing the Canadian boards with all the pizza pizza and the keg ads.

Once again it’s puck drop and this is what ESPN shows me.

Just out of curiosity for what a six year old would favor against the caro, did he do the classical, advance, exchange, or something wilder like the fantasy variation?

h3/a6 dont let him get that next time!

Yeah it’s wild, but he feels like he’s fighting the good fight and being a cool tough guy. Surprised you haven’t seen it before tbh! Saw a lot of that back on twitter.

The idea that you should only associate with people who are ideologically pure is among the dumbest things the left has ever tried to force on us.

Great way to learn, understand, or teach anyone anything.

But righteous anger is easier and feels better so here we are.

Wait why is sauerkraut in there

I treat chat worse than any human I've ever interacted with.

This is the way.

I love the horror adjacent idea that there must be a reason we have such an aversion to things that look almost human but aren’t.

This is the dumbest thing I’ve ever read on rangers Reddit and that takes some doing

Just 7 minutes and 20 seconds to go until we make history

Just 9ish minutes and it’ll be a record setting season guys!

Good lord

Please God let us score.

It’s wild how they don’t look actively bad but are still so uninspiring to watch.

I would love to talk about my love of parm and all things Italian food for half an hour.

I think Berky would go insane though.

I mean…who really wants to pay lower bowl prices to see a team that can’t score at home?

I used to think Italian food was just a vehicle for Parmesan but now I think life itself is just an excuse for me to consume Parmesan.

“Let them play” (without proper rules)

Here’s a question only the biggest stats nerds could know, what’s the longest a team has gone without scoring a goal at home to start the season?

I still think Zibby needs to take like two inches off his stick.

Yeah I don’t know why he hung on to that so long, Zib had a good look too before the pass and there was another shift earlier where he tried the pass when he had a clear shooting lane too.

Look beyond the handsome bone structure and really look at his eyes—it’s big choking strippers energy.