Tomo

Oh, no! Genuinely so sad to hear this. 😭

i am running for president on a platform of national lie-down lunch. everyone, not just white collar WFH workers, should have the opportunity to lie down on a comfortable mattress or couch on their lunch break and maybe even sneak in a little nap if they want. this should be a universal human right

Using ChatGPT

"why does restaurant food taste better than food cooked at home"

The cook does not care if you live or die and uses salt and butter accordingly

Y'all notice they're rounding up most of these "freeloading" immigrants AT WORK???!!

Because of Switch 2 or because of updates?

when i grow up i want to stop spilling things on my clothes

you’re fired. wait you’re rehired. email us a list of things you’ve done today wait forget it you’re fired again. come back your job was important. you’re fired. or hired. come in to the office. wait the office has no computers go home. we are the department of government efficiency.

Thank you for recognizing that Mass Effect is for the girlies.

Artical excerpt reading: "It comes less than three weeks after an American Airlines regional plane a US Army helicopter collided and dropped into the Potomac River in Washington, DC, killing 67 people and marking the worst aviation disaster in the US since 2001."

This Metro article about "Trump" firing air traffic controllers has the most low-key 9/11 mention I've ever seen.

An illustration of a tiger protecting cubs colored in Trans and nonbinary flag colors. Says: "protect trans & nonbinary kids!"

We're going to make it through this 🩷💙
Let's turn our fear and rage into community action.

Somehow "Elon Musk Is a Genius" and "Elon Musk Doesn't Know How Hands Work" are being said by a lot of the same people

lol.
It is from a movie, so technically not "the show."

My hot take for that subway interviewer guy is: if you list bacon as an ingredient on your sandwich/burger, it better have enough bacon for there to be bacon in every bite.
Looking at you, sandwich I just ate.

Hard agree.