@primpker.bsky.social
As many fingers as there are stars in the sky!
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25.10.2025 20:31 β π 8 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I remember the terrible power I felt at 6 when I learned chocolate killed dogs.
25.10.2025 20:24 β π 23 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0True love can't be helped. Like the male praying mantis, he longs for his match.
25.10.2025 18:26 β π 6 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
A caption that reads "ocean so scary. but so beautiful and blue she wouldn't hurt me" on a video of the ocean shore.
Caption that reads "i keep going out to see ocean at night too I can't resist her" on a photo of a night scene of the ocean.
This guy is going to get killed by the ocean when he finally works up the courage to try to fuck it. Foreshadowing.
25.10.2025 18:18 β π 22 π 2 π¬ 3 π 0I'm feeding your ass into the Model. I'm training the Machine on you.
25.10.2025 17:49 β π 28 π 1 π¬ 0 π 1I just like the idea of his arms and legs all akimbo and him staring at both of his ass cheeks.
23.10.2025 17:20 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Spatchcocked mark zuckerberg
23.10.2025 17:15 β π 22 π 2 π¬ 1 π 0I make a better door.
23.10.2025 01:15 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
22.10.2025 23:03 β π 30 π 2 π¬ 0 π 0
It's funny that we're in a moment where this goofball has to debase himself like this for a clearly made up number.
23.10.2025 00:06 β π 15 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
Elon Musk, the world's richest person, spent the end of Tesla earnings call pleading with investors to ratify his upcoming $1 trillion pay package.
Beg, piglet.
22.10.2025 23:51 β π 31 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0Boy had 5 vaccines today and is comically lethargic and mopey at the moment. He is 100% my child.
22.10.2025 23:16 β π 50 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Getting really into the error of my ways.
22.10.2025 22:40 β π 41 π 5 π¬ 1 π 0I'm allowed to be frightened???
22.10.2025 19:31 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0AH!
22.10.2025 19:27 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0A g-g-g-g-ghost!?
22.10.2025 19:24 β π 31 π 0 π¬ 3 π 0Kid remains a size-based statistical anomaly. He's already taller than me. He will descend from the steppe and take the world by storm.
22.10.2025 13:46 β π 39 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0What the fuck is this season
19.10.2025 23:33 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Filling up on the newt that makes you clairvoyant when you eat it.
19.10.2025 23:22 β π 21 π 1 π¬ 1 π 0Haha look at you go! Have fun!
17.10.2025 23:26 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Every responsible man deserves to be treated as a king by the algorithm.
17.10.2025 22:53 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0That's right.
17.10.2025 22:51 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0*"Guy who is about to shoot you with the bop gun" voice* Hmm! Yeah! Oooooh, yeahhh-aayy!
17.10.2025 20:08 β π 17 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0
Ny-times cooking push update that reads "It's comfort food o'clock, This is the kind of dish that leaves you asking for more-"
Damn fucking right it is.
16.10.2025 21:02 β π 28 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0π»π»
16.10.2025 17:09 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Legal to drive
16.10.2025 17:08 β π 22 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Friday night beers with the crew got me like
16.10.2025 16:56 β π 69 π 8 π¬ 3 π 0One of the best of us, which I presume means he was also a serial killer when not online. Happy hunting pal.
16.10.2025 00:26 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Took a picture of a mushroom to identify it but then I touched it & knew instantly. That is a rock
15.10.2025 23:31 β π 153 π 13 π¬ 1 π 0Missing a great lake tonight. You know which ones make the primpker cut; ain't fucking Erie.
15.10.2025 23:42 β π 19 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
