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The American Porno Actor Drew Handsome, A Retrospective

A weird ad that says "working with the sandwich generation" and shows an old guy fishing with a boy and a younger man.

Don Draper absolutely blitzed on cutty sark that he drank out of a coffee cup before the big pitch to Athene: Roger I have it.

It:

Hey man, lemme hold you real quick.

It really is a shame that bodycam footage will almost certainly be unavailable from these heifers because how fun would a supercut of pov collapses be.

A golden age of trundlers in tactical wear.

This is an animal collective album cover.

Well I think what we've learned is you can but only if you as the proprietor also implode. The law is a living discipline.

You're probably right. You think coast guard has murder detectives? Those guys are traffic cops.

"If the CEO had been capable of withstanding the cold unfeeling weight of the benthic depths, a pressure that squeezes until all that remains is truth, then he would have been criminally prosecuted and done 2-10 in Sing Sing."

Titan submuserible disaster CEO could have been charged criminally if he survived, Coast Guard says

Imagine coast guard finding his ass alive down there in a chummy cloud of his customers and saying "alright buster you're going to jail." It would have been funnier, I'll admit it.

Telling my shrink about my intrusive thoughts about the garbage disposal and she keeps telling me it's normal she won't write a prescription for quaaludes. She's a real jerk.

Right there with you. I worked 4-4 and literally just got my kid down. Hope you've got a break coming up.

Be the brick hitter you wish to see in the world.

I am what would be described as an intuitive and natural parent, unlike some amongst you.

I'm amscraying

I keep killing 60s style surfers. I can't help myself.

*Guy who has to skeddadle voice* toodles

I've got a Democracy focker. Can you milk me?

A Democracy, if you can milk it.

Mr President, Mr President, where do you stand on the matter of Chaplin??? Are you rejecting Isouian Activities Sir?

Our flâneur president is exploring the psychogeography of the White House in the context of its urban environment but go off

mishima on the roof before you know what

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A cartoon bee

This motherfucker is about to ask for some pussy.

A significant portion of my education around age six revolved around who invented the sandwich and for what reason.

i just went on a nap

Freedom o'Information Act

Oh okay thank god.

I eat other things too though

They are.