Felix the Bat

I'm obsessed

Imagine this: On the evening of March 8, you and your spouse unlock the door to your apartment building. As you step inside, two men—not in uniform—push their way in behind you. They tell you your visa has been revoked and that they are there to deport you.

nazis don't go to heaven, but trans people do ✨️

The judge uses her gavel as a weapon. The prosecutor tries to trip the defendant in a hallway and ends up getting eaten himself. The defendant and the judge end up cooperating to save the jury, who are in deliberation and oblivious to the whole situation

Movie concept: murder trial courtroom drama where the conspicuously sweaty public defender turns out to have been bitten by a zombie, and it completely switches gears halfway through. Is this anything

The fam had a game night last night and we were talking about how excellent it is to have an engagement happen where you are equally and totally jazzed on behalf of both parties! Congratulations to both of you 🥹

Hell yeah buddy!!!

ANYWAY SORRY I PROMISE THAT'S THE LAST TIME

*static crackle* We apologize for the turbulence. Felix has realized that they don't actually want to roleplay Cecil Sparks on two platforms, because he is insufferable and also Business. Felix would like to shitpost and occasionally spit out an Art.

If the government can take-backsies I can too? 😬

Fun fact: I was once decapitated. Don't wear anything too flashy in Paris when people are feeling touchy.

Catch our double act at Rose Bowl this Saturday for Through the Looking Glass, presented by Bat Factory. Music kicks off at 8:30, performances at 10. Let's get a little mad. 🎩

I hate posting publicly under my real name and I also hate maintaining multiple social media profiles on any one site so this is a drag account now ✨️