Lindsay (Tired Version)

More like The Life of a Workaholic amiright?

Kids today will never believe we used to get the internet emailed to us on a CD, which we called a ‘computer disc’ as was the style at the time

Alternate theory - she got an orange cat and is excited to tell everyone

🤡

The hints are orange

The Chiefs colors are red, white and gold. Mix those colors together and it makes orange

The new album is a concept album about football

Taylor I am so busy this week, please pause all clue, puzzles, ciphers, Easter eggs until next week. Thank you

I gave the zoo my daughter's beloved pony to be fed to the lions Aalborg Zoo in Denmark caused outrage by asking for animals to be donated for meat. One mother says she has no regrets Peter Conradi and Laura Hall, Copenhagen Saturday August 09 2025, 6.00pm BST, The Sunday Times

This mom, 30 years from now, “why doesn’t my daughter ever call me?”

It’s going to a mix of essential oils

Male tabby cat laying on his side, sleeping blissfully

Male tabby, laying on his back, showing his tummy

Male tabby laying on a blanket, resting his head on his paw like it is a pillow

Tabby cat with his eyes closed and sticking out his tongue

Goodbye, goodbye, goodbye. You were bigger than the whole sky

Welcome To New York. I’m not waiting for it

Dis Belief Surprised GIF Alt: A man in total shock and disbelief

I’m sorry, what’s that now?

Usually when someone’s career is artificially inflated, it doesn’t last 30 years and win 11 million Grammys

I hope Megyn goes after Taylor Swift next, so the Swifties and Beehive can combine forces and end her career once and for all

My theory is RFK Jr is trying to kill us to avenge for the Kennedy Curse

Why aren’t any of the businesses that depend on tourism fighting back? Vegas is cratering. I heard Disney is practically begging Europeans to come. But they’re silent against this tyranny

There’s a game coming out where you’re a crow. You just hang out and do crow things, mess with squirrels, caw a lot

I can’t wait

"Laughing and all that dumb s-t he used to do - he wouldn't mess with me because I didn't fucking play that s-t. That's taking all the attention off of everybody else and putting it on you, like, 'Oh, look at me, I'm the cute one. I told him not to do that shit in my sketches, so he never did." - Tracy Morgan on working with former SNL costar Jimmy Fallon [NYP]

Breaking was a choice he made. He could stop if he wanted to

Someone should ask Trump to explain what Jerome Powell’s job is

Not for anxiety but I have given it to both my cats and dogs for pain management. It’s very well tolerated, even for my cat with auto immune disease. It just makes them sleepy.
I think the riskiest part is actually giving it to them, I have the scratch marks to prove it 😢

This is also where Jen Shah is housed 😳

My cat is on an appetite stimulant to gain weight, and it’s working! But he decided he needs to be petted while eating, and if we walk away he stops eating and yowls until we come back

He is so high maintenance

a man in a dark room with the words he can 't keep getting away with this Alt: Jesse Pinkman from Breaking Bad yelling “He can’t keep getting away with this!” In a moment of defeat and anguish

Every time I get a breaking news alert

How hasn't someone done this

This Dilan clown is a middle aged entertainment lawyer, so I’m going to assume he was in a coma throughout the 90s

Let’s crowdfund a billboard right outside of mar-a-lago that says “lol you were impeached”

Headline from the Washington Post: Smithsonian removes Trump from impeachment exhibit in American History Museum The Smithsonian said it restored the display to an earlier version, which notes that "only three presidents have seriously faced removal."

Oh well then I guess it didn’t happen!

Shout out to Poland, having pierogis and bagels in your roster is top tier. It’s like Dolly writing I Will Always Love You and Jolene on the same day

Fuck Dershowitz, but tbh if someone denied me pierogis I would call the cops on them too

Pierogis are delicious

I wonder if sitting on the tapes is motivated solely by financial concerns, or if he wants the legal protection a big publisher can provide

Screenshot of newspaper headline: U.S. Highlighted on International Human Rights Watchlist The watchlist cited "sustained attacks on civil freedoms" during the first six months of Trump's second term.

Is this what makes America great?

It’s giving Theranos 2.0