Graham

Just spend the three minutes to strip the chicken from the bones into a container for ease of access at midnight when you need a snack.

The menswear dept in Edinburgh m&s is never visited by men because you have to go through the bras to get to the next lift up.

True. "you fat lazy sod" might be better.

"Washing is done, can you hang it out for me please"

"Please can you strip the beds and put it on to wash"

If these don't work then why are you even married?

(why should I ask? Well we know that doesn't work)

Enjoy this selection of ceefax pages all night long.

Just say "put some gifs/stickers in the presentation" don't use old language from the second age of man to describe things, we're now in the awful vibe age of mankind and we have to adapt.

How about real tabletop games? It would need 3d model export in a format suitable for 3d printing!

At least the ghosts were reliable in their behaviour.

For some reason I can't get the image of a paper feed on a printer or of my head. I think it's the angle. Maybe it's a direct body feed to hell.

Brian has been hanging out with bad influence hedgehogs hasn't he. A well deserved grounding imo.

A deeply anti-semitic post by this vile person. I hope that this is being treated as such by the law over there.

The tariffs are not so high as to make the risk of onshoring the EU product manufacturing in the USA. So American consumers can't avoid the tariff, likely applied indirectly in a manufacturing chain.

Oh of course! I was thinking more about roasts and casserole tbh.

It's not like a small galley kitchen takes up a lot of room. Even tiny homes can fit in a two hob burner, microwave, and a large air fryer. And fridge freezer and sink of course.

Talkie toaster? Just askin'

Cooking is great. A couple of hours in the kitchen, radio or TV, a beer or wine, some phone time when waiting! Nice food at the end, many portions for several days if you are sensible. For the price of a single delivered sad burger and cold fries.

Can they put this face age detecting thing into the supermarket self scan machines so I don't have to wait five minutes for a store assistant to verify I'm 18?

Once this is over all entities that settled for bribing Trump over the right thing should be fined collusion penalties of at least 10x the bribes made or received.

Wow. I knew this would happen to protect Trump.

The only party that has effectively committed to 70 is reform. Farage this week said he would raise it quicker than currently planned.

However 70 is inevitable, by 2045 to 2050 most likely. Also higher earning pensioner taxes will likely rise.

The tories put the retirement age increase into law, the rise to 67 and then 68 has been set in stone for a very long time.

I presume as a vascular surgeon he was decently high earning, enough that half a million pounds would not be life changing compared to working a few more years?

But the other stuff isn't helping his case, but professional morbid curiosity perhaps? But I'm sure there's more currently unsaid.

If you have a teams call that is mostly/all listening then it's a great time to have a nice walk with teams on the phone.

Yes everyone needs pay restoration and the money hoarding thieves at the top need to wind back their greed.

However it feels like a multi year solution of above inflation pay rises is viable but not all in one go.

Also others point out they are 4% behind 2008 figures using cpi.

Wage stagnation since 2008 is a problem across the entire country. Not just doctors. The 22% last year was a justified pay restoration. 5.4% offered this year is still above inflation.

Some say that Epic Bacon is made from the flesh of failed neuralink pig test subjects.

Coming soon, epic long bacon.

Ah that's the modern term for death by guillotine? What's the thing we can't talk about?

That's means she was looking at a high earner tax, not a wealth tax.

Not so much with electronics sadly.

It clearly says sardine.