Mark Aitch

Damn. That reminds me. Haven't had my shot.

I am inspired to rub my sore leg.

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"People have had enough of experts" - Michael Gove.

Excuse me, I'm still trying to adjust to this new reality. I'll be over there in that dark corner, rocking on my heels and crying.

Paraphrasing the Joker in Christopher Nolan's "Dark Knight," Johnson was like a dog chasing cars. He had no idea what to do when he caught one.

Bruce Willis - I'll be Mozart. Sylvester Stallone - I'll be Beethoven. Arnold Schwarzenegger - I'll be Bach.

#dadjoke

Nigel Farage, the former regular Russia Today talking head, expected to root out links between The Reform Party UK ltd and Russia?

Good luck with that.

Struggling to get into my Facebook account in order to delete it. Going round in circles because I didn't update FB when I changed my phone number and the 2FA verification code can't be accessed any more.

America is now as much of a threat to democracy as Russia and China.

Takes 30 seconds to find this story online and debunk it.
People who spread these stories online should be sent on a mandatory "Bullshit Awareness Course," where they have to spend £85 on a day of being taught how to fact-check and think critically.
Repeat offenders have their phones confiscated.

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BuT wHy IsN't ThErE aN InTeRnAtIoNaL MeN's...
Wait, what?

And the Goppers kept insisting that Biden was a liability because of his age. The rotten Trumpkin is literally falling apart in front of us.

Yup. FFS.

Truly disappointing. Marina Hyde summed it up perfectly last week.
"Same car, different clowns."

Yet another reason why we NEED to include civics as a core element of education. Kids have to learn that they can be an active part of our political system at school, before they have to vote.

There are so many members of the Chattering Class who are aware of the shit state of UK politics and claim that they want change. That's it. That's the post.

Who could be behind the phantom briefing and the tax rise that wasn’t? Inspector Starmer is on the case | Marina Hyde Chaos and ineptitude dog our poor PM. Perhaps the explanation lies (very) close to home, says Guardian columnist Marina Hyde

Morgan McSweeney and Tim Allen must be drawing substantial second salaries from some Tufton Street slush fund...

www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...

The Greens are rapidly turning into THE left wing party.

Truly sad that all labour can think of is copying the right-wingnut policies of other countries.

Labour's equivalent of Priti Nasty. What is wrong with these people?

The Nazis were fond of stealing valuables from Jewish families. They claimed that it was to pay for the cost of their deportation...

Angela Rayner declines to rule out running for Labour leader as she condemns infighting Former deputy PM hits out at ‘arrogant tittle-tattle’ over the past week and says she has ‘not gone away’

Do it, Rayner...
www.theguardian.com/politics/202...

Black, black...

How much is it going to cost the American taxpayer to renovate that historic building after the rotten Trumpkin leaves the White House?

Traitor park trash.

Meaningless songs, in very high voices
With a thousand violins...

Shit. I forgot to get a card for my partner.

Just added "Privilege" to my playlist on Tidal. Great emotional track.

Yeah riiiight

The silly cunt can stay in place if he ditches certain members of his Downing Street staff and shows that he's listening to the back benches.