slimey wife

i am pretty drunk rn and i just wanna say that I love bubbie. :)

The shadow is the body and he casts the man

how it feels to go to the grocery store after 4pm

if my cofffee doesn’t give me the shakes or shits I DONT WANT IT!!!

They should invent a California where you can afford to live

taylor swift hire back your ghost writer

i really want to be hellraiser for halloween….

VENUS
a mini comic about girls night uniting us all
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Yaaay! Where do you work? :O

gonna crack open a cold one when i get home today (a pepsi)

rob @OkButStill Jordan Peterson: When a ghost says, "boo!" it is BEYOND alarming, obviously. But the word "boo" not only frightens, it is a condemnation. Joe Rogan: The ghost is scaring you, but he's also, like booing you. Peterson (tearing up): Well there you have it. That's exactly correct.

i watched eddington yesterday and this is how letterboxd reviews are

brb acquiring a taste for freeform jazz

i call my depression “the matrix” because i’m in that bitch and I can’t get out!!

i think after i get home from work today… i think i will draw something… yeah…

shadow boxing behind the seven eleven

damn so this is what it feels like to be someone’s opp

hate the top of the dress you bought but love the bottom? SIMPLE!! cut off the top and now it’s a cute skirt 🤭

i did the math and you guys it only took 743 applications to get a new job aka my current job 🥲

Dinner is the most important meal. Breakfast is the most intimate.

every day I log on and people try their best to get me to lose my faith in humanity. but I am resilient and have a bad memory

microdosing parenthood by taking care of a horse

since working at horse i have lost some weight and now I need to wear a belt any time i wear jeans. i dont know how much weight i lost exactly but thats just because i dont believe in scales <3

i want a big fat beer and a cold cigarette

so many games i want….. and the games im currently on right now have fucked up my sleeping schedule

four panel comic, real rough sketches 1. car driving through town, birds is air. toddler in back kicking the shit out of the seat says “too many buhds mama!” 2. me in drivers seat: “too… too many birds?” toddler still kicking the shit out of the backseat: “yah” 3. me, unsure: “how… many birds SHOULD there be?” 4. kid looking out window, facial expression one of squinting disdain: “ONE buhd”

there can be only one

#comic

is it just me or does eating hot cheetos on a hot day feel and taste… different

god i missed playing the sims so much they updated SO MUCH stuff it’s crazy! and it runs hella smooth on the ps5