Karen Ostergren

If you needed more proof that much of the pundit class covered the Harris campaign by listening to what the GOP was saying about it and not listening to campaign itself.

boomers become grandparents and suddenly they’re like “why can’t my grandson have a frosted sugar cookie for breakfast you monster”

Nothing but respect for MY comptroller

"This fucking sucks" and "all is lost" are two different sentences.

Don't say the second when you mean the first.

Everyone is just the bodybuilder convinced that there are eight days in a week.

This was just posted by a CBS News producer on their Instagram stories.

I want to make a joke about Sliwa-mentum but unfortunately November 2024 has deeply scarred my psyche.

Oh Bari Weiss is just Ms Rachel’s Wario

This is as true for America as it is for NYC.

"the most pro-life president of our lifetime"

🚨 What no one is talking about is that not only was the Jaqueline Kennedy Garden torn up, but there are several commemorative trees that were taken down too. From the satellite pic it looks like only Laura Bush’s survived. 👇 www.nps.gov/whho/learn/h...

Pumpkin! Your! Babies!

dear US friends, when a sitting president (re)builds the seat of government, it almost always means the president has no intention of leaving at the end of term. your African friends with decades of experience

It sounds like he’s talking about a toddler.

A reminder not to fire your copy editors, folks

Because he’s doing his job…reporting. Because we still live in a free country with a First Amendment and a free press.

George W. Bush being informed that a second plane has hit the Twin Towers on 9/11

the “politics can be a game of cultural affinity or it can be a game of winning” actually goes for everyone

That’s called burying the lead

I’m a case study of one, but frankly it’s very easy to get drunk in another country without getting a Nazi tattoo

meanwhile every day for like a month curtis sliwa has been out here saying stuff like “the only way I’m getting out of this race is if you physically push me onto the tracks and even then I might survive I’ve done it before”

Sorry to be all capital-r Runner about it, but 1.5 miles in 14 minutes is roughly 9:20 pace. That's the pace I ran for the first 20k of my January marathon.

"I may be cringe, but i am free"
- Millennial Proverb

he’s andor-posting!!

YOUKNOW ITS BAD IF NEW YORKERS ARE WALKING THIS SLOW

No Kings NYC

a picture of a lion with the words do not recite the deep magic to me witch i was there when it was written Alt: a picture of a lion with the words do not recite the deep magic to me witch i was there when it was written

My nephew asked me if I knew what Lisa Frank was

Chicken! Jockey!

Ok fine it’s longer than 6 words but this is the greatest short story ever written.