super genius 🇺🇸

It’s 2025 and I’m rippin hella dvds.

indiana jones and the "oh shit did that kid just kill a n*zi via drowning with handcuffs?"

the tucker carlson x nick fuentes is doing politics the right way - namely, sitting down with someone you don't 100% agree with and trying to have a productive dialogue. They probably don't go full n*zi for the *whole* thing - I'm Ezra Klein, and today, we're talking with twitter user Groyper1488

adobe illustrator should invent a way of handling text that is easy and consistent and not stupid

i'm sorry i've discovered the mark of the beast in mommy's purse but go off with your downvotes, reddit

uh oh you said my activation phrase, now I'm obligated to engage in my pre-conditioned behavior

the more time i spend around mom the more she keeps saying "you're growing up", I'm seeing a massive correlation between her words and the fomenting reality that it unleashes

this goes deeper than i could have possibly imagined. you know those three wacky numbers on the back of mom's credit card? That allows you to make purchases.

im a big mommy conspiracy theorist. i believe in big mother. they seem to control everything. nap time, snack time, iPad access, etc

the most important thing you can do at work is curate the internal emoji use culture

white boy is cooking

Can't wait for cozy boy winter, where the rhino pills at?

Woah hold on fellas. I just had a crazy revelation, what if social media is actually not good for you, Preposterous right?

8 and 9!

Businesses are just legitimized criminal organizations, often - though not always - protected by those who control a majority stake in the monopoly of violence

This is the new free speech zone

Apologies for all these white boy thoughts

Social media

Bonus points if she’s a the first Mexican-American president and she’s a post-MAGA Republican

I often think about how Jesus was brutalized and publicly murdered by the dominant empire of that age, and it reminds me in both good and bad ways that this empire will fade away too. Before America fully collapses we need to have a president declare Catholicism to be the state religion

For the last seven months I’ve been deep in the occult space known as “being spiritually divorced”

Less writing needs to happen and more truth should be written

You would think there would be more of this in the past 6 months but if anything the Tesla’s have improved which - again - points to the most simple answer being correct: they just did that

offically 1 week in to drawtober!

I don’t wanna get banned from bluski how do I make sure this doesn’t happen

I'm looking at the patterns in the sand, Home Boy. I see web 3.0, Cool Cat. Let me tell you, it's no bueno, hoss.

sometimes it’s just devtools all the way down

Hey

Hades II

"what do you like to do?" I don't know. sorry.