Dark Woke Boyd

"WAAAAAAH 😭 WHY WON'T YOU SAY MEAN THING ABOUT STREAMER I HATE 😭 WAAAAH"

😂

"No U xD xD xD"

I'm ridiculing you for being a baby-brained adult.

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"DURRR HaSaN bAd DURRRR"

"Look, it's okay for moderates to say they won't vote for someone because they're too progressive, but progressives aren't allowed to say they won't vote for someone for being too moderate/conservative"... for reasons. Uh huh. Sure.

This nice weather is driving me nuts I MISS WINTER

I just wanna kiss my fish, drink my fish, watch my fish.

I just wanna fish my fish.

I make good posts but a certain someone doesn't feel it necessary to appreciate how good my posts are about him and his love of men 😒

GLUG-GLUG-GLUG

Some people are calling it the flag of Woke 2

Former Seattle SuperSonic Brent Barry

As a child protection professional, I can tell you the death penalty is NOT an awesome solution to child sexual abuse. Most children are abused by family members; they will not report if their family members will die as a result.

I JUST TOOK MY PILLS WHAT TO HECK

Why is that bear shooting himself in the head??

I just wanna kiss my fish, kiss my fish. Fuck my fish

Why did the Bass Pro Shops have to close

Happy Valentines Day from conservative men

I usually go to bed at 3-4 p.m. but this is fine too

Ma'am you are perfect

Doug (@brittfar.bsky.social) whenever he sees men:

Your site was loading too slowly and said I hadn't picked Banette even though I had so I only got 8/9 new Pokedex entries of the 9 I got today. Do better.

And yes, I used two different browsers and it was loading too slowly both times.

I'm high as shit and I'M WATCHING ANIME!!!!!

Happy Valentine's Day @brittfar.bsky.social

"zoomers are killing the bar industry" oh interesting was it zoomers who decided a drink should cost seventeen dollars

I've been miserable all day today because of this spring-like weather and I hope we get 58 inches of snow in March

WHY IS IT SO SUNNY OUT? WHY IS IT 51°F OUTSIDE? IT'S MID-FEBRUARY! I THOUGHT I LIVED IN MINNESOTA! IF I WANTED TO LIVE IN TEXAS, I WOULD'VE MOVED TO TEXAS!

WHY AM I STARTING TO SEE BUGS IN MY APARTMENT? IT'S 48°F OUTSIDE?? IT'S MID-FEBRUARY! IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE COLD! IT'S SUPPOSED TO STILL BE COLD IN MINNESOTA WHY WHY WHY WHY

Yep, that explains why you've basically gotta be in the upper-1% to be able to afford anything there.

Lilydale only exists so the ultra-wealthy can dodge higher property taxes while still being within minutes of St. Paul

I think it's all based on perspective. I grew up in Des Moines so anything that doesn't have at least one proper suburb feels like a small town. Hutchinson is a great example: population just shy of 15K, but it does feel like a proper town and thus a small town to people like myself.