J. F. Z. 🔮

That’s literally the same instance yes 😭😭😭

Hey guys, my husband and I’s *award winning* 🏅📖 E-book officially releases today, if you like sci-fi at all give it a look.

It’s only $5 and really helps independent authors get noticed.

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Saw them on tour for this album and I didn’t have a single regret. And goddamn is the guy so hot that he has me be the throat anytime he wants 🫠

Yeah. I fucking hate Jared from subway.

Hey, sorry, gay. Was feeling something somewhere 😛

Not my monsterfucker mentality coming out 😂😂🥲

Remember how he got diplomatic immunity and suffer no consequences from shooting another man with a shotgun? Eat shit.

I will tunnel tea baggers in 2v8. Like gurl I had to wait 30 minutes to get in this game and this is the level of disrespect you want to serve? OH HELL NAH. #dbd #2v8

A certain man got an abscess near his bootyhole and couldn’t stop picking at it when we told him not to. So now he has to have the cone of shame for 2 weeks. 🙃😂

This ball of floof is so photogenic I simply cannot even.

Anything for the bloomfs 💖

If this is a call for me to put in more effort then I’ll do it bb. 😂

I will say. I’m a big fan of some of the gays/queers I’ve met over the years.

Technically that means 10 because I didn’t knowingly interact with anyone gay/queer (grew up in a town with a pop. of 3000) till I was 16. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

But regardless 95% have been the absolute best. 🥹👉👈

I crawled up into bed and Link immediately bundled up next to me when I got comfy.

I sent the photo to some friends and Siri’s described it as “cat laying in bed.” And honestly. Don’t tell him, but I think Siri is in the right for thinking he isn’t a dog in this picture. 😂

I legit said the update is free but that you have to pay for the upgraded switch 2 version. I didn’t know if it was 5$ or 10$. That’s the only part I didn’t know AND I stated that.

Are you okay? Not everything is so serious you gotta start passive aggressive. 🫠🫠

What’s also crazy, as that they’re saying that the new update is free, when upgrading animal crossing to the Nintendo switch 2 is 5.99 (or 9.99 according to other sources).

And I guarantee it’s still behind features in comparison to new leaf. 🥲🥲🥲

You cannot tell me Tiffany Valentine wouldn’t still be down. 👀

Sometimes I wake up at 2am and I’m like “I need to walk the dog, but I’m keeping the mumu on.” And frankly I don’t know what led me here, but if you don’t have a mumu I’m telling you that you should reconsider.

🎶what hurts the most, is being so close, and having so much to say (much to say), and watching you walk away🎶

I’m telling yall. This dog is so posh. Even the ways he crosses his legs is so regal. 😂😂😂

By nature I’m a possum. I keep playing dead when life wants some.

(Stop wanting some)

Updating my LEGO White House

“Think back to your childhood. Do you remember when the anxiety started?”

Backrub and/or a dick suck. I’m telling you, these are two of the 3 ways to win a man’s heart.

This gave me…
“Are you fake gay? Or are you real gay?” And for all the right reasons.

I love how I knew exactly what movie this was from. Best nightmare on elm street

I would never stop you but also I wouldn’t want you to get sick 🥲

I’m sick and it’s making me sweat a lot but I’m surviving and thriving. I hope you all are continuing to be as beautiful as I remember

“What hurts the most is being so close, and having so much to say, and watching you walk away.” - Cascadia (I know the country one made it but I’m quoting the better one)

Would propose anyways, but loves good smells 😜