J. F. Z. 🔮

Please please please for the love of god. Anytime I now see someone pull out a frier in their bed or their car I immediately skip. The novelty of it is not something I’m here for. 🥲

Bluesky had that leak a week and a half ago and they asked me to change my password. I took the strong password suggestion from the IPhone and it asked to save the password to overwrite my last.

And it didn’t. So sorry I’ve been gone for so long but I’m tied of it being called A. “intelligence.”

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jaw sore from, you guessed it… chewing so many nerds gummy clusters

i made it a Thing to not use food delivery services in 2025 (I think I ended up using it maybe 3 times) and honestly, I don't miss it at all and saved SO much money

We as a unit, have this. And we can accomplish things we thought we were never able to.

Came here for the sweat and jizz. Left because of the urine.

a stuffed animal is floating in a washing machine with water ALT: a stuffed animal is floating in a washing machine with water

Love the American healthcare system as a type 1 diabetic with a slue of mental and medical issues.

35 of these are from a debt collector trying to get me to pay a medical bill that my insurance said they would cover it, then after I did the procedure, decided not to.

I’m not paying you. And one of these days. If I do answer. It will be to tell you to fuck off, not to pay you.

I told a friend how I casually just stayed up for 33 hours straight. They were shook, but then I just had to explain I have a sleeping disorder that doesn’t mix well with my anxiety disorder and sometimes my body just wants me to be more speedy for longer. (No I am not prescribed Adderall)

“‘Nicely Ball Skin Scented’ Dior Cologne #5 by Traumagotchi.”

“Only 6 small payments of 59.99.”

“.4 oz, the extra .05 is free.”

I didn’t get a lot for the holidays, but my friend who crochets made me a coaster bundle, and I got this really cute gay card that’s now on my fridge from cutie @eldensage.bsky.social

I’m still alive I’m just going through it 🥰🥲

As someone who is adopted I listened to this song sobbing on REPEAT to get a good cry out and I’d feel so much better.

I don’t want to explain to a child that sometimes you HAVE to feel devastated in a way to feel better. That’s too complex for me to explain even to other adults 😂😂😂😭

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I love love LOVE how the desert followed the color palette. You killed it.

Can’t fall asleep and now I’m thinking like a philosopher.

Is it Juicy Puicy or Joosey Poosey?

I’ve been helping V-tubers for years making their characters and now that I’m working on my own I have so much excitement.

Here’s what I have so far with my own vtuber persona. Pastelle Pawsum.

I just have to say.

It’s crazy to have a guy introduce you to his mom and then her being excited to meet with you, no ego involved in the situation.

Like you were actually excited to meet me because of what your son said?

My mom would rarely ever. 😅

Honestly you can just keep it around and suck on his fingers as flavor savers ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Oh my god. Am I gay?

Flip fuck WHOOO???

Pls but not AI generated art 🥲

I LEGIT GOT 2 A FEW DAYS AGO AND I FELT LIKE I HAD PURPOSE AGAIN

Genuinely such a great photo of yourself 💖

The one where you look like Dora the explorer is iconic.

Wait holy fuck, is this not about baldur’s gate 3?

I’ve already bottomed, topped, and have had a threesome with Astarion, and I will tell you his storyline is still one of the most unfair and tragic in the game. Even in comparison to Wyll.