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The five types of patriotism: blind patriotism, impartial patriotism, sports patriotism, loyalty patriotism and Putin bought you for Trump patriotism.

If you cancel all the flights, then nobody gets home for Thanksgiving - it is cheaper this year! Thanks dipshits.

Truth

Biblically speaking, if Trump is the Antichrist, Joe Rogan is the False Prophet, which totally tracks.

It's American as, baseball, apple pie and human trafficking.

There are more Christian Zionists than all the Jews on the entire planet - so you might consider pointing your finger somewhere else.

Now that Gavin Newsom is done redistricting all of California, Katniss Everdeen needs to shoot him with an arrow.

Imagine having enough money to shelter every homeless person in America - and instead, you just live in a K-hole and lose at video games to some 13-year-old in Iowa.

Here's one thing you can't buy with a trillion dollars - a sense of humor.

Some guys like butts, some like boobs, I like somebody ready to be homeless.

RFK Jr. talking about autism, is like Vought talking about supes.

People who think the Old Testament has prophecies in it about Jesus, are the same people who think Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band proves that Paul McCartney is dead.

Steve Bannon High School photo.

Trump understands money like my dad did. “Here’s a quarter, go get a haircut”

a man wearing a black shirt that says hot ca ALT: a man wearing a black shirt that says hot ca

Hey @fifaclubworldcup.bsky.social let me get this straight - you’re going to be OK with ICE kidnapping your fans and players? AND you will reward him for it?

Next time we have a Dem president who says a gaffe, and the Republicans lose their minds - let’s play a highlight reel of Trumps most insane moments - everyone single time.

HA! Follow your fright and you’ll find your fans.

I have an idea for a new meme coin.

Can this be the next coin?

Dr Oz says, "Americans will lose 135 million pounds by the midterms" - I know a way we could lose 300 pounds immediately.

Wake me up when its over.

well, full transparency, I was in college and high as holy hell - so - yes, I revisited the directors cut as well - I miss access to commentaries like that - always appreciate the directors thoughts.

Maybe MGT was visited by the Christmas sloth of the future - and she grew two more toes, and now considers herself by bipedal.

Oooh. I need to tune into this.

I remember watching this movie like five times before I had any idea what was going on— one of the best!

“We’ve starved them, snatched them off the street, raised the prices, fired millions of people, made traveling impossible, threatened everyone with imprisonment, and taken away healthcare for the elders. When will they start fighting each other?” Stephen Miller waking up in his coffin this morning.

Project 2025/MAGA

They wanted us to live in fear. Instead, we banded together.

They wanted us to fight each other, instead we united to fight them .

They thought that we would all lay down , instead we stood up.

FUCK ICE

He’s barely human.

Do you think Matt Gaetz likes having sex on air hockey tables because the air cools his nuts?

A few seconds after New York City lit up, Trump posted this. Just because the owner of Madison Square Garden hosted one of your Nuremberg rallies, doesn’t mean he supports you.