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Me: what is my purpose
Baby: you sit next to me as I'm trying to fall asleep, wait for my pacifier to fall out of my mouth, then pop it back in
Me: oh my god

Very succinctly put

I look forward to hearing about the huge payout he's going to get from the feds, that we will all be paying for with our taxes. Party of fiscal responsibility my ass.

Hey awesome! Was wondering where that went. Glad it was found. I always wondered how it worked. Thanks for enlightening (heh) us, Alec.

Jack Nicholson in most of his roles but this one in particular is my spirit animal

as Charlie Brown would say, rolling his eyes toward heaven... "good grief"

don't forget convicted felon!

I am hoping for smart toilets that will do this for me eventually.... running locally though, not in the cloud. The poop-cloud, if you will. 🫥

I thought it looked like Spader! Nice.

so who are we looking at here?

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Does it suck to suck, Elon? 😂

Adorable. I wouldn't choose it as my decor, but more power to Wine Mom.

The largest drupes you've ever seen.

Oh hey @judet.bsky.social Luke Skywalker also has a tiny dog

Never been more jealous of Michi!

a man in a suit and tie is twirling his arms in the air . ALT: a man in a suit and tie is twirling his arms in the air .

Tiny American flags for everyone!

I think you might have just created the #dogsofdenmark octothorpe

And we'll see you for Dune on Friday.

What college student has the time, energy, or motivation to report people to the government? Sounds like a bunch of losers.

I don't remember this. Was this when I fell asleep on your couch.

Yeah really, let's see what those numbers look like when Gen Z is 40. But on the other hand, weed is much more easily accessible and has way fewer major health problems it causes vs alcohol. So while I doubt the bar graph will stay that low, it might only climb to 50-60% of millennials.

I see you found a Formerly Poofy Cat

IMO - So annoying how every company tries to send me a "year in review" thing now. Spotify probably started it, now every company is doing it. I don't give a shit, stop trying to pin it at the top of every web service I use. Clearly I must be the minority though since everyone else revels in posting

Look at them hairy babies

These stupid fucking post length limits, I hate them, I feel like I am always fighting to create nuance within one post and that stupid circle in the bottom right is giving me anxiety. How do users of Twitter and its clones live like this??? I meant to say above, my suggestion would be that.

That's a good point. No first responder could live with themselves if an unarmed CARES colleague got shot because they made the judgment call to not send a cop. Instead of X many cops, they should have sent a CARES and 1-2 cops as secondary, backup to CARES as lead. If weapons, then cops take over?

AI LLMs: "create stuff that looks like shit easily, at the expense of many megawatts of energy!"