Machu Pikacchu

Will Stancil wakes up every morning with his death poem already written afresh

It wouldn't surprise me if these ICE assholes showed up at the Brewer game tonight and deported the chorizo.

Did someone say National Badger Day?

#URahRah #BuckinghamUBadger #GoBucky #OnWisconsin

We made atomic weapons that worked. Like, we built something that had never existed on this PLANET before. We made a whole new goddamn element! At scale!

But sure, go jerk yourself off to some V-2s or King Tigers or whatever the fuck.

This doesn't seem like a guy you can talk down from the ledge.

Also you gotta love "Antifa has been hired" passive voice bullshit. Hired by who, asshole?

I did a LOT more communicating with people when there were still physical keyboards.

Yes, I'm old, dammit.

A true American hero could win the day, though.

Sorry, that sucks. My mother died over twenty years ago and every day I am glad that she didn't live long enough to fall for that tacky con artist, because I am 99% sure she would have.

If you see Stephen Miller fighting a bear, add a few more bears that have chainsaws for hands.

Science and Technology Directorate | Homeland Security

They spy on you with drones and shit.

Science and Technology Directorate | Homeland Security

They spy on you with drones and shit.

The best friend ever.

If you give your children names like these the county should take them away from you.

I'm sure there are many good reasons to leave one's spouse, but "she wanted to fuck too much" doesn't seem like one of them.

Hell, "I'm tired, could you please go get some new ass while I rest?" is a WAY better method for handling this issue.

I'm sure there's no bias in this review at all. 😆

Well that's certainly not terrifying in any way.

Somebody let Stroke Grandpa get to his phone.

Okay, tell me--what good does this Sad Sack shit do for anyone? EVERYONE needs diversions. POW camps had newsletters with jokes and cartoons. "Oh, I'm so sad." WELL FUCKING GOOD FOR YOU. Get outside, talk to people, play some tennis or something. Christ.

*stares in code talkers*

Dystopian Fantasy Football. This was basically every season I played.

Okay, tell me--what good does this Sad Sack shit do for anyone? EVERYONE needs diversions. POW camps had newsletters with jokes and cartoons. "Oh, I'm so sad." WELL FUCKING GOOD FOR YOU. Get outside, talk to people, play some tennis or something. Christ.

If only this were the worst Steve Miller in American history.

Many people are asking.

Already given a medical license by the state of Wisconsin.

In that scene--the guy who went on to play Thomas "Herc" Hauk in "The Wire."

You'll want nothing but bad things for Maryland after you see this.

STAY IN YOUR FUCKIN' LANE, MARYLAND.

Dogs are sentient.

Words mean things. Don't use them if you don't know their meanings. You just look like a dolt.