Machu Pikacchu

Send Corey In Fucking

(I'm so sorry.)

Nuremberg their asses, too.

This motherfucker is getting delenda ested.

In case anyone was curious.

Does this car build swan ships to carry the remaining Eldar to the Undying Lands in the Uttermost West? I think we can all agree that the answer is "yes."

Blocked an idiot, but not before I got this.

Adios, you ignorant, narcissistic fuckwit.

NO IT IS NOT.

You are thinking of a "primary," in which case partisans vote to decide who their standard-bearer is. In the general election, if you don't vote for the side that will DEFINITELY cause less harm, you are an asshole and a traitor.

Jesus Christ. THE GENERAL ELECTION IS NOT A "NEGOTIATION TABLE."

Why do we do this for every election in this stupid fucking country?

Just, y'know, not THEIR children.

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Well, and bear with me here, maybe those stupid fucking hicks shouldn't overwhelmingly vote for a guy who ALREADY fucked them over once.

It also shows that Lucas is 100% full of shit every time he says he always planned a trilogy. If that's so, then somehow in between Star Wars and Empire, Vader got a never-discussed MASSIVE promotion.

Imagine being stupid enough to think this is a good argument.

I don't know what any of this means and I will physically harm you if you try to explain it to me.

Time to put some fat up in this Tuesday!

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Not one of those chuds is willing to put in the work to learn an elaborately choreographed dance routine to "Umbrella" while wearing lingerie in a downpour and it shows.

This works 100% of the time, that's science.

Last day I get to wear these until next Twelfth Night.

Happy Mardi Gras, everybody!

Man, I only THOUGHT we were dumb before.

I think I've been watching too much curling because when I'm brushing my teeth, if I have to stop moving the brush my brain yells "UP" at me.

Just kidding. There's no such thing as "watching too much curling."

That's a lot of words to say "I'm a fucking cunt."

Which leads to ridiculous nonsense like this bullshit right here.

Flav is so fuckin' cool.

The Epidemic of Male Loneliness remains a mystery indeed.

Sometimes you see something so stupid you have to do a double take.

Eh, that's more of a Scotty response.

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Don't shut up, Wesley!

The popular image of Kirk is VERY different than what was actually portrayed in the show. The popular image of Kirk os WAY closer to Zapp Brannigan than Shatner's James Tiberius Kirk.

Pro level: say "tickled pink."

Cunt you're from South Africa.