Harry Joe

Fran Brown today (shoutout @kwatrousceramics.bsky.social)

Football players flagged for targeting get deported. Men who stand to pee are immediately drafted into the Army. Every Hooters is turned into an Owl sanctuary. Lin Manuel Miranda is in charge of writing a new national anthem rap. Every church gets taxed if their homilies don’t pass the Bechdel Test

*d-AI-ly amirite?

Jokes aside, LinkedIn’s puzzle games are great time wasters

Best of luck to the resistance wine moms rooting so hard for Journalism in the Derby. Win or lose, may your snarky Facebook post about the result get many likes and piss off all your brothers-in-law.

Same goes for you, TikTok bartenders who introduce the finished cocktail at the start of the video and insist on taking a sip followed by a satisfied “mmm” before showing me how to make it

fr though, can’t tell if this is the Stock Market last week or Duke’s win probability vs Houston

For a school full of future HOA board members this isn’t surprising

*remains

Save some for the Dookies!

I was getting worried - its been tough hating Duke too much since Scheyer took over since he’s generally likable, but we’re getting some K-era “his dads gonna sue us” calls from the refs for the Dukies tonight and I’m getting heated like the old days.

“Ah you think Outlook is your ally? You merely adopted Microsoft Office. I was born in it, molded by it. I didn't circle back offline until I was already a program manager, by then I already had a hard stop and needed to drop”

*pronounced “Shi-thooz-er-e”

CMA voters are about to storm Staples Center

It’s worth asking the question “what is the realistic ceiling for this collection of players?”

Having a logjam in the backcourt and no succession plan for Bacot is the original sin here - the next steps depend on if the admin thinks that lies on the shoulders of Hubert, the GM, or the NIL operation

The absolute best thing about college hoops is that this dumpster fire of a team is STILL technically in the hunt for a national championship

Tbh your response is the best way to push back on right wing cultural “bad boys” - they’re just fucking losers. Super into guns? How pathetic. Dropping slurs? It’s literally the lowest hanging fruit idiot

Libs need to quit trying to call MAGA out for being immoral and start saying how lame they are

One hurricane and Mississippi will cease to exist. Good job everyone.

If they’re gonna be weird just go ahead and split in 2 with promotion/relegation.

Top 9 of Miami, SMU, Clemson, Louisville, VT, GT, Cuse, Duke, and Pitt plus one to preserve rivalries is a decent 9 game schedule

Plus you could add a game to make teams earn promotion/avoid relegation

“Battle for the Deuce”

There are two distinct Americas: people who understand this joke, and people who unironically refer to themselves as “TikTok Refugees”

He’s going to single-handedly and inadvertently introduce the phrase “bless your heart” to northern Catholics

Don’t

If you’re familiar with the good ole boys at the UNC system, this isn’t galaxy brain, not even solar system brain. Maybe Meteo Statistical Area brain but that’s as far as I’d go.

SHUT UP DONT JINX IT

Any idea what NIL he’d command if he hit the transfer market? Sure OSU could match but I’d imagine his price has gone wayyyy up since he was negotiating as a high schooler

I vaguely remember reading an article about Mountain West teams actively doing something similar in the early/mid 2010s to goose SOS. Basically a Non-D1 doesn’t hurt your SOS, but a ~300s buy game does.

Even accounts as small as mine? (I’m giving you 24 hours to interact or I’m going back to pornbotlandia)

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Deions first opponent was TCU
Bills first opponent will be TCU
Tiger Woods will be coaching Stanford in this game: