Schmuck Schumer

would've been awesome if everyone could've remembered how much they fucking hate him before putting him back in office

February 2027?

Do the Board of Peace members get to demand a refund?

have you tried messaging "#uetpue possible" to the bot? that's mostly how I've been figuring out the syntax it wants when I'm stumped

caveat because I think once upon a time Americans did understand that Congress actually does stuff and that the federal government isn't just the president

Trump's execution of this term is in fact the closest to how a majority of Americans have always thought the presidency works of any president ever (or at least since, like, Reagan)

It's a stealth bomb, so people can't get upset because it's invishmi—invisti—invisible.

It's pretty obvious by now Schumer and Jeffries are also just sin eating for big chunks of the caucus. If they disagreed with the twos' behavior, they'd already be ousted.

They also don't have proper street addresses, everything is just using landmarks to navigate.

the fecklessness of establishment Dems comes from the fact that they agree with much of what Trump is doing.

they want aggressive immigration enforcement. they want to blow shit up in Iran.

for them, Trump is a sin eater who's brashly doing what they've been trying to do politely for a generation

Remember how Trump's SOTU included a line about how he'd stopped eight wars, including Israel v. Iran?

What was the pre-Zoomer meaning of Gooner?

for le epic xitter likes

Yes, he's just pissed Trump didn't give him the opportunity to vote to allow it before the bombs started dropping.

Still took him several days and some random dude yelling at him to decide his female staffer was right.

You know none of them are work phones.

Also why the fuck would I want to leave my stuff lying around like that regardless of how certain I am it'll still be there when I come back, I'm liable to forget I did it and then drive off with them still on the car.

concepts of regime change

"the ruler of Dubai is strolling on his own"

swamp drained, gg

Can "pass a war powers resolution" mean blocking the war? I thought it's if it passes you get war, if it fails then no war. bsky.app/profile/rami...

Dems are literally just "dude wtf we would've said yes if you'd asked us not cool man"

Iran blocking use of the Suez Canal is sure to make the price of eggs go down.

The stove being hot is a Democrat hoax.

For the Venezuela operation Trump posted a picture of them at the MaL war room that clearly had Twitter on a big screen.

Greg is a young Holden Bloodfeast

You know they have the big screen with the Twitter highlights up again too.

a popular thing literally negotiated by the guy they instead have a collective boner for

It will also turn out to actually be old footage of them saying they support us going into Iraq.

No one is even remotely prepared for rupar’s clips tomorrow morning of every sunday show host asking lindsay graham and john bolton and a retired general with an ff9-steiner chin “how do you define success in the region”

Extremely less plausible that they could manage a controlled demolition of the Twin Towers without anyone noticing though.