Schmuck Schumer

...those are just two pictures of Claudia Black.

I'm going to become the fucking joker if we get another fucking one month alternate side parking jubilee.

FIFA all time own goal champion

(apparently the Vegas one still exists if you can manage to sneak in and the whole Star Trek Experience wing is just abandoned)

two people looking at a screen that says charmo Alt: Come to Quark's, Quark's is fun, come right now, don't walk, run!

if we don't get the most important attraction on DS9 we riot

He voted for Trump to be king ffs.

They have to pay licensing fees to our big wet president too.

At least it's an airport I'll never use anyhow instead of National or Dulles I guess.

It remains astounding how unfaithfully the media covers Trump’s ramblings day to day. We’re a decade into this — and his rambling gets worse — and yet the coverage continues to portray his public appearances as if they’re coherent.

Sean Connery did League of Extraordinary Gentleman because he turned down Gandalf "because he didn't understand the script"

Trump should investigate the dummy who appointed these disloyal justices to the court

i hate to be the “both sides” guy about trump’s incoherency but please don’t forget that aoc said “uh”

full of contempt for the "reporters" who sit there and laugh at trump's "jokes"

I cant believe the guy that always doubles down after losing no matter how disastrous a decision that is is out here doubling down after losing. This is so unlike him.

I like chips, tasty chips, Melanie said she's never had such a good chip

this is the man who stared directly into a solar eclipse solely to spite the aids who had the nerve to think they could tell him not to do it

I will give $1000 to anyone in that room who will yell out "what the fuck are you rambling about, old man?"

I mean can we legally buy anything from Russia anyhow

somebody should investigate the dummy who appointed these disloyal justices to the court

dementia disinhibiting him to talk about his deepest fantasies

yeah but SCOTUS might let it linger for another year

I cant believe ppl clowned themselves this morning by acting like Trump wouldnt immediately try to do something like this and thus the SCOTUS decision would be a "win" for him

looking good in that still mister president sir, not a day over 50 sir

...real quote?

This will add to the perception of being lied to when prices don't come back down, because low info voters will 100% expect this SCOTUS decision to mean lower prices at stores.

One thing that will bite them is that the tariffs have been in place too long for undoing them to make price reductions happen, plus we already know he's been preparing to reconstitute the tariffs via alt statutes so too much uncertainty even if companies were otherwise inclined to lower prices.

Also why is his comms team linking to Nazi Twitter just to link to a tweet that links to an article instead of just linking to the article directly.

Classic 80s mob boss power move to make all the underlings wait on you.

grandpa's pupils must be the size of half dollars right now