Schmuck Schumer

did you see that ludicrous display?

Literally what is the fucking point of having "fuck you" money if you're not even gonna tell the president to go fuck himself.

Classic fascism. "The Jews are cockroaches who control everything."

Only if there was Tylenol® mixed in I think.

NGL I hate living in the timeline where I immediately understand exactly what "Gorilla Channel'd" means as a verb.

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Reuters has been really leaning in to being state media recently, did they get bought or something?

You fucks get bought by CBS too?

Something that's really fun is apparently the brand name meds bullshit includes pet meds.

but at least eggs are cheap again and I'm being paid to take my meds now

Yep, the money itself drives you insane, it's the best argument for a wealth tax.

He heard "school" and assumed that meant under 18?

They hate us for our freedoms, man, I dunno what else to say

Arizona doesn't even make you RENEW your license until you're 65, it's insane.

She had to remind everyone she didn't magically become a good politician overnight I guess.

Only America's most special boy gets to make aggressive trade moves.

Oh, does it benefit the US to provide aid to foreign countries? That would have been good to know back in January and February.

The Twitter post he put out about this also said "YIMBYs rejoice!" (Now just gotta get them off Twitter.)

This would trigger the culture victory in Civ.

womps and prayers

Especially when that's transparently what happened with the police crackdowns on college Israel protests.

Ah yes, the classic strategy of ratcheting up the pressure by doing the thing you were already doing anyhow.

NYPD also stopped working and would literally turn their back on BdB because he spoke honestly about conversations he's had with his black son about how to deal with the police.

And a small but IMO important detail, when they arrested her she gave the street address for Gracie Mansion as her address, she didn't write "Gracie Mansion". I.e. she was specifically not pulling a "don't you know who I am" on the cops when they arrested her.

Big day for the posting to policy pipeline.

House Press Gallery: During today's pro forma session, the Clerk read a message from the Speaker designating Tuesday, October 14 through Sunday, October 19 as a district work period.

Punchbowl's Briana Reilly: House gaveled in and out of its pro forma just now w/o recognizing Rep Elfreth, who was seeking to UC a mil pay bill from Rep Sykes. Elfreth told reporters after that House Dems stand “ready and willing to take” up standalone legislation to pay troops.

A few minutes ago in the House:

- Speaker Mike Johnson officially cancels votes next week, extending the House recess through a fourth week

- House Republicans block Democrats from passing a bill to pay the troops during the shutdown, ensuring they will miss paychecks next week

I’m also deeply grateful to my colleagues in the Legislature for having the courage to support SB 79 when the politics were often difficult for them. Various of my colleagues took brave, thoughtful stands to support the bill & are taking heat as a result. Thank you, colleagues.