Enough Of That Now

Sheep feeding with Caroline: Feeding Time Turns into Tackle Time!

Are...are you advocating putting the elderly in potholes, Robert?

To be fair, would deal with the shortage of burial plots

🎵Don't die for garms, Ant or Tina...🎵

Metro headline about teenagers swarming central London over a pop up clothing shop. The caption on a still of police detaining a young man says "don't die for garms". I don't know why.

With no context other than what I see here, I am nearly crying at "Don't die for garms"

What I really, really, really want is Ming-A-...

When you arrive at Heathrow to check in for your flight to the British Virgin Islands

A black cat is sitting on a luxury red velvet cat sofa with gold painted detailing.

Another cat sofa is on its way to its forever home.. squeeeeee

"Of course when you get to my age it's less railing, more a gentle cruise on a canal boat"

a dumpster is on fire and smoke is coming out of it . ALT: a dumpster is on fire and smoke is coming out of it .

The actual state of the union

Judging by the image top right, socialism either gives you the right to ignore your own kids or it gives kids the right to harass strangers on the beach

It's the fact that nobody is even trying to do a historically accurate accent that makes it work so well

I haven't, will need to look it out

It's a tour de force, it really is

a man in a military uniform is standing in a room with medals on his uniform . ALT: a man in a military uniform is standing in a room with medals on his uniform .

Watching Death In Stalin

Yorkshire Zhukov's just arrived, so now it gets really, really good

I swear, if I see Sarcevic beat his man then immediately dive one more time I'll come down there and kick him up the arse myself

Another awful game, but asking the likes of Pointon to play on that cabbage patch where it's impossible to dribble is an affront to football #bcafc

Femmes Fatal: The Podcast

Meanwhile, at Sony Pictures

Gail's products really are the most beautiful & high quality items.

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Bad boy wasted indeed

Seconds later, Mrs. Norton was covered with ink.

Seconds later, Mrs. Norton was covered with ink.

I can't see that image now without thinking of Raoul Moat

Tinky Winky
Dipsy
La-La
Po

Be more chaotic evil Dipsy

How much of a slump does your career have to be in to go on that Celebrity Puzzling thing on Channel 5 with the Bike Ponce?

Yeahhhh
One, two princes kneel before you
That's what I said now
Princes, princes who adore you
Just go ahead now
One has links to Jeffrey Epstein
The massive ped now
Got his mum to pay his court fine
And she's dead now YEAAAAAHHHH

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Love Hastings using AI slop to promote their ‘town of culture’ bid is pretty terrible, is it not.

My "I'm not a flight risk, honest" interview is asking a lot of questions answered by my "listing all the people I'd have to take with me" interview

Can a man not exchange cryptically-phrased emails with a convicted paedophile sex-trafficker without having his reputation sullied?

"I picture him as Robin from Maid Marion"

"That's lovely Gabby, but we're not sure how he fits into a dystopian sci-fi drama about interstellar vampires"

It's clearly Tommy Cooper