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Boing!
06.01.2026 21:25 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Literally a child's delusion. A+++++
10.12.2025 19:22 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0The Hair Club for Men Piece Prize.
08.12.2025 18:15 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0The Hair Club for Men Piece Prize
05.12.2025 18:24 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Buried alive in a working septic tank.
25.11.2025 21:19 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Don't worry, AI agents will exist to trade stocks back and forth long after we've destroyed the ecosystem. We may fade away but the numbers will go up forever! π
25.11.2025 20:37 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0"Guns don't kill people, roofs kill people!" /s
24.09.2025 21:28 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0We don't know the rapture didn't happen yesterday and everyone just sucks.
24.09.2025 20:44 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Great watch but definite "no way this guy isn't Joe's estranged bastard son whose mom was treated poorly" vibes.
24.09.2025 20:28 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Po-tay-to, Po-ta-tophile.
19.09.2025 23:13 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
17.09.2025 23:19 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
King Sausage Fingers knows how to hide his hands from a camera.
17.09.2025 23:11 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
NIN - Year Zero
14.09.2025 22:30 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0He was shot while deflecting an argument about gun violence. The bullet deflected off his body armor into his neck. Two simultaneous failed deflections, it's cosmic poetry. If the Universe drops a little haiku like that, who am I not to appreciate it.
13.09.2025 21:11 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0If they never found him they could keep running whatever narrative they wanted, maybe they weren't looking too hard.
13.09.2025 02:12 β π 1 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0He'll be able to make a new son, entirely out of guns. Gun-son!
12.09.2025 21:27 β π 7 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0In normal world, parents dread having uncomfortable conversations with their kids.
12.09.2025 20:35 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0When the Diddler thinks he's the Riddler.
09.09.2025 02:04 β π 2 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0What's going to collapse first, civilization or the ecosystem? The race is on!
09.09.2025 00:06 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
Hypernormalisation 2: Austin Boo-hoo-hoo.
26.08.2025 04:05 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0The only thing he's missing is a crypto hook.
26.08.2025 04:01 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Lure him to the ceremony then bait and switch, give him the 1st ever Nobel Pedophile Prize.
21.08.2025 20:04 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Hook them up as bosses in an MMO and make sure they feel it every time they die.
14.08.2025 23:05 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Trump's 3rd term Secretary of Education, confirmed.
13.08.2025 00:15 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Why do you think those Coleco's kept rusting out?
12.08.2025 19:58 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Cummo & Dipshitowitz
09.08.2025 23:02 β π 7 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Sounds like colloidal silver is about to make a big comeback.
09.08.2025 01:56 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Somehow, "buried alive in a working septic tank" didn't make the list.
08.08.2025 20:29 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Another
President
Pedophile
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Another
President
Pedophile
Lickspittle
Enabler
