CEO Lover

Tired of "I'm a nurse/doctor and see this all the time...I give him 3 months."

Stop giving people hope that they cant sit back and let nature fix everything for them. He will pass long past the day he is useful to anyone.

I hate the "affordability" playbook. My life isn't going to markedly better if my energy cost less. I would be more all around secure if my wages were comparable to past generations. Affordability ignores all the actual economic factors that have destroyed the middle class and enslaved the poor.

Eww, he made her touch the hand

Its a distraction. The oligarchs have him do one every week.

They were not doing this the whole time?

“The Hamburglar has promised us he won’t steal any more hamburgers. We have his assurances that there will be no more robble robble”

We poured more doo doo on our doo doo ass.

Taking a shower and brushing your teeth would be a good strategy. You look like you just came down stairs after sleeping in until 2pm.

If EK's tenor sounds normal or at all appropriate to you then seek help.

Trump’s fundraisers are now using the threat of dispatching ICE against citizens as an email engagement tactic.

MAGA fuckface in cozy red sweater, holding dog also wearing sweater, against a background of vivid red foliage.

Endlessly useful Zack Fox tweet from 2018: this how photos be lookin in headlines when a white man kills his entire family. (it's a guy on a jetski with wife and daughter.)

Incredibly, this is an actual photo New York Post used for the guy who attacked Ilhan Omar.

*ex-wife

Trump isn’t pulling Bovino away because of what agents did, he’s pulling him away because Bovino looked weak on TV. The vibes were off.

#bovino

Trump must have threatend to tariff the capri suns and grilled cheese sandwiches tom and his son need to survive.

Does Walz have even fewer brain cells than his son?

Imagine having one foot out the door and still being completely subservient to someone you hold 0 allegiance to. Real cowardice, live.

Incredibly difficult to compartmentalize ICE to the background of my thoughts. Work, sleep and leisure seem inconsequential when you refuse to ignore what they are doing.

Immediate resignation if an employer ever plays that song after an all hands meeting.

Guessing this was the vibe after the premier.

I have a bold proposal that will save the country billions of dollars.

Please pay attention to what's happening in Minneapolis, Minnesota. youtu.be/W1dyNcRGRXY

Reposts are appreciated.

Bingo. Every-time an elected official talks about paid agitators it sets off a flare in my head. "Oh, so YOU paid people to do that kind of stuff. Interesting."

When youre jerkin and a notification blocks the vid

i am cackling at this video. the pissed off “i’m FINE” when they ask him if he needs help with his bloody nose and he is also talking like Satan from south park

Call it the... ha... board of ha piece. P I E C E. You know? Like a piece of venezuela. A piece of greenland. Ha. Were just taking a piece of each. Right? ... um. Yeah.

Im with you. The whole time I felt like Plemmon's cohort wandered into the wrong movie. None of it hit for me.

Welp, here we are again. Happy with the vote?

Why is Jackson Galaxy there? Is the president going to try to cross breed a cat and dog? There is no rule of law anymore!

Seems like you want ICE to stick around, per your website.