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Yes, it should be illegal for Peter Stormare to do Call of Duty commercials. However, it is a moral failing of us all that he has to do this to survive. I support a global tax that sends all the money directly to Pete. Maybe 12% of yearly income.

Oooh, that despair dragon is very...veiny

Guy who has been barely following the news sending this photo in the group chat:
Fellas I think I'm trying to become autistic

steve harvey voice "they're named after hwhat from Naked Lunch?"

What's worse, living alone at 30 or having a roommate at 30?

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okay so it's called a labubu, it's a stuffed toy creature that has become the topic of many arguments about consumerism and- *snaps my fingers* hey are you even listening to me

karl marx, tied to a chair: can you show me the short film of the young man doing a backflip at the doughnut shop again

Image from the movie M, but the eponymous letter on Peter Lorre's back is replaced with a cool S, or stussy.

Is this anything?

was that Twitter account from a decade ago where the guy would have "AI" write scripts a fucking psyop this whole time?

They have yet to make a bad movie that's a hour and 56 minutes. They save that number for the best of them

mom caught me making gorilla goo on the patio again. shes on the phone with my dad right now. they haven't talked in 4 years. im so fucking scared...

white people when that credit card debt hit

“reality tv is inherently fascist” is my most consistently vindicated hot take of all time

My wish/coked-out conspiracy theory is that George has written several Dunk and Egg books that he can't release until he finishes Winds because they would spoil major reveals in the main series.

Definitely not the case but I don't have much else to keep me going.

Just saw someone on YouTube say that there problem with Severance is it's "not rewarding to watch." The video essayists long for the skinner box.

fixing america by setting up an online store that sells shirts of Minnie mouse covered in tattoos saying "do I look like I give a fuck" and when anyone makes an order I send them a box of live Japanese hornets

At a grad ceremony and they're feeding all the unclaimed diplomas to a dog. The dog looks very sick. They say the dog likes this and is their mascot and that he gets paid to do this. They are saying this over the loudspeaker.

Apparently Katy Perry shit herself in the space ship and it smelled so bad they had to turn around the space ship. A friend at amazon told me this.

Type 1: Upsetting Cross Between Public Access Television, Digital Busking, And One of Those 1950s-Era Zoos Where You’re Allowed To Bang On The Glass and Throw Junk Food At The Animals Ahh, the streamer; the congealed filth scraped off the bottom of the entertainment world’s collective shoe. Exactly one societal rung above dog murderer, and exactly one below web cartoonist. Give him a dollar, and he’ll read your name aloud. Give him twenty, and he’ll punch himself in the nuts while doing so. The relationship between streamer and chat is one of transactional stimulus, as perfect as it obscene, the obvious humiliation of the affair rolling off both parties’ marble-smooth brains like rain hitting gore-tex; every time one of these freakazoids says something like “C’mon, gang! Just five more subs and I have to take another shot of uncooked rice!” Pavlov and Milgram start doing synchronized backflips in their graves. “Thanks for the follow!” “Thanks for the sub!” “Thanks for the impromptu swat team wellness check!” Listen to yourself. Hear yourself. Do you think God is proud he made you? This is a democratized platform, man-- why not drop the hokey, commercialized facade, and actually just be your authentic self for a change?

Type 2: Hitler Talk SHow Oh, right. That's why

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I beg my captor to let me use the phone one last time. Sympathetic, they hand me the phone. I immediately open X and tweet: "Dudes be wanting a girl that screams in bed while they look like an olmec head trying not to moan." I smile. They smile. They are ready to kill me.

When the homeless man outside dollar tree begins to yell at you, do not speed walk away. Sit your renting ass down and listen. Might learn you something.

We gotta do something about the radio. Just had a classic rock station hard cut from "Tiny Dancer" to "Kryptonite." This is mass psychological warfare.

Every few months the news will just make up a position in government and hang the responsibility of fixing our republic around their neck. "The fate of our Democracy Rests in the Hands of the Master Saluditorian." Who the fuck is that

He wears a diaper kn the bib

Girlfriend threw out my spit up bib that had joe biden on it because I tried to make her niece wear it she says she was upset that I hadn't washed it first buy yeah we know the truth

SHIVERS FOREVER BAYBEEEE

Rejoice, rejoice!

Listen, I get that "capitalism has the ability to subsume all critiques into itself," but this shit is getting ridiculous.

It’s easy to clown on the New York Times but “This eventually led to my divorce” is the keystone to basically every piece of news nowadays

Latest from me, on this, the first day of the next four years. We have to resist, now more than ever. @samuelmoyn.bsky.social, Mounk, and Hamid are all completely wrong in their reading of history and their prescription for the present and near future. The stakes are too high to listen to them.