Benj.

incredible photo that's definitely worth at least 1,000 words from Andrew Harnik of Getty

I thought the baby was the instant pot. 🥲

our country rn

*two bowling alleys that don't exist...

That’s not even bork! Thats burkey!

The average American has three friends.

"The two male mice looked identical to me."

“You can’t say people are our most important product and then treat them like shit.” - Jim Sinegal, co-founder of Costco

Roger Parloff on the "evidence" that Abrego Garcia is a gang member: "It's double hearsay stemming from a document written by somebody indicted for misconduct."

Grievances 16-19 in Declaration of Independence
16. "For cutting off our Trade with all parts of the world"
17. "For imposing taxes on us without our consent"
18. "For depriving us in many cases, of the benefit of Jury trial"
19. "For transporting us beyond Seas to be tried for pretended offences"

You know you've fucked up when someone makes a QUILT about it

Elon wearing a cheese hat

lmao eat shit loser

AOC: Alina Habba said, “What intellectual thought.. you were in a bar AOC. Not to have a drink but to serve one.” I don’t care what this woman says about me but I want you to understand that she isn’t just talking about me, she’s talking about all of us.

The president is trying to illegally fire me. Who does this help? Does it help you? Or does it help the billionaires over the president’s shoulder at the inauguration?

Schumer saying on Chris Hayes that the GOP could just eliminate employees and entire government programs unless Dems pass their bill lol. What do you think they’re doing already, Chuck?

BOOO! They’re already cherry picking!

I’m never giving another dime to the Democratic Party.

This is radicalizing me in real time.

Thank you, Senator!

democrats i swear to god if you back away from a fight where you have the moral high ground against a political opponent with tanking approval numbers that the entire country is mad at right now, i swear to GOD yall i freaking swear

Vote no on cloture! It shouldn't even be close, Senator. I'm not someone who engages, but y'all are driving me insane with your inaction and lack of a cohesive plan to, I don't know, do ANYTHING other than post and ask for money.

"Car dealership that disappears political dissidents" really does feel like the form America has been building to this whole time.

I made a quilt out of that! (From the fantastic pattern by @holdmyseamripper.bsky.social!)

"Best to your family," maybe?

Here’s the pitch:

They hire back the accidentally-fired bird flu folks *and* the accidentally-fired nuclear security guys BUT they put them in each other’s jobs — also by accident!

It’s TRADING PLACES meets FAILSAFE meets CONTAGION — and maybe also FREAKY FRIDAY!

Need a title.

I’m literally your constituent stop posting online and do your fucking job trying to stop him. You literally spent the opening days of this coup posting about snow. I hope you get primaried by someone who actually gives a shit about democracy and people’s well being not just mealy mouthed posting.

I’m having great difficulty right now seeing how our political system doesn’t devolve into violence.

Photo of a bald eagle under the headline "Bald eagle in Massachusetts euthanized after testing positive for bird flu"

Allegory alert!

I'm panicking that the chances are still so low!