abby

interviewer: what are you passionate about
me: ai-enabled scalable solutions

an older sister is like HR. you think they’re on your side but they’re bringing whatever you tell them to the big bosses (your parents)

i’m not even in manhattan yet - why does this subway smell like nuts nuts nuts

i’m at a vibey coffee shop with a black sesame latte surrounded by people who also don’t have a laptop. so are we all just unemployed or -

why does every ai company claim to create scalable solutions. don’t they do the opposite - like isn’t the point of robots to make absolute solutions?

the way i confidently gave a woman the wrong directions to barclays - i’m back in bk baby

the stress that is induced when a guy doesn’t have their zodiac sign on their hinge profile

being an adult in 2025 in this country: debating whether to go to an aoc rally or doing laundry

i should have negotiated sleep in my offer letter

fuck these 6:30am meetings!!!fuck daylight savings! it’s so dark. can i sleep forever?????

i wonder when i can get more than 3 hours of sleep every night

a justin bieber unplugged concert/album would hit so hard

i really need to retrain my aries brain to *not* think that if a person reschedules a meeting, then it’s a power play

having slack on my phone truly makes me invincible until someone wants to hop on a quick call

remember that model in the 90s who was like, i don’t get out of bed for less than $10k or some shit like that?

i will immediately get out of bed when my stomach starts grumbling

as soon as as i experience minimal to moderate heartbreak, i want bangs

as soon as the weather is just 5 degrees warmer, i want an entirely new wardrobe and to cut off all my hair

friday morning. i love current me (rotting in bed) so much that i’m ok with stressing out monday morning me

the problem with wanting infinite things is the lack of infinite money

so i’m sick. the only things i want to eat are bread, diet coke, and dark chocolate. perhaps there are better remedies

i am sick. my body aches. i hate everyone and everything. i just want to breathe 😭

new corporate speak i am proud of coining: “seems like an interesting choice in prioritization”

translation: “why the hell are we doing this NOW when everything else is on fire”

anytime i do ANY work that was clearly defined in my job description, i’m like: “dang i should have asked for more money”

the excitement i have when plans are cancelled so i can roast a chicken and catch up on bravo in PEACE

i am hungover from people.

too. many. social. interactions. i. am. dead. but. need. to. go. grocery. shopping.

met enough people in LA where i’m like… i think that i, too, can be a DJ

my hair is so good today. bitches can’t tell me NOTHIN

youngest sibling behavior is pretending to do something and having no plans to actually follow through because i know my older sister/brother is already doing it because they don’t trust me

how i don’t think twice about the cost of beyonce tickets but i do about eggs

god - stupid boys always be distracting me from building my empire