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me bringing home a new hyperfixation:

12.12.2025 02:55 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

i like ICE best when it's crushed

19.06.2025 21:11 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

insurance is crazy like you pay exorbitant amounts of money to a company whose number one priority is to not help you when you need it

15.02.2025 03:13 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I would say 911 dispatchers provide a valuable service but it would be ok to criticize them if you called them and instead of sending an ambulance they said "Someone should do something about this!" and hung up

01.02.2025 14:52 β€” πŸ‘ 5976    πŸ” 634    πŸ’¬ 84    πŸ“Œ 19

I've assembled a team of the most horrible perverts and criminals you've ever seen and we're going to fix this country

30.01.2025 19:11 β€” πŸ‘ 39134    πŸ” 5504    πŸ’¬ 600    πŸ“Œ 212

On day one Trump's EO said we were harmful to kids. On day two, it said we were dishonorable and disloyal. On day three, it said we were unAmerican.

Transgender people have been a part of this country for centuries.

We are not going anywhere.

Do not comply with these EOs, they are not law.

29.01.2025 23:20 β€” πŸ‘ 8643    πŸ” 2130    πŸ’¬ 75    πŸ“Œ 59

is jim harbaugh's mouth ever not open

20.12.2024 04:06 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This season has been the most I've enjoyed Al Michaels in years. They should have given Joe Biden whatever he's on

20.12.2024 03:19 β€” πŸ‘ 28    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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Luigi Mangione is being treated as the Joker.

20.12.2024 03:05 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

man, same

13.12.2024 04:00 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

jesus christ

13.12.2024 03:59 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Rachel rn #survivor

12.12.2024 01:39 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

YUP

10.12.2024 02:34 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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yards is yards, imo

10.12.2024 02:32 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

80s action heroes had less plot armor than the 2024 Kansas City Chiefs.

09.12.2024 04:31 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

when you're waiting around, are you more of a dick-in-your-hands or thumb-up-your-ass kind of person

07.12.2024 04:00 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Me: Hey can you do your dishes
My roommate The Buddha: Perhaps your problem is not my dishes but your attachment to a clean sink
Me: Alright man

06.12.2024 02:40 β€” πŸ‘ 21688    πŸ” 2043    πŸ’¬ 339    πŸ“Œ 99

really enjoying Spicy Teeny #survivor

05.12.2024 01:35 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

just putting it out there that for any artist who turns out to be problematic, i already hated whatever it is they make

04.12.2024 00:40 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

they would probably like to go home about an hour ago

02.12.2024 03:47 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ‡΅πŸ‡Έ

02.12.2024 02:58 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
World Central Kitchen
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We are heartbroken to share that a vehicle carrying World Central Kitchen colleagues was hit by an Israeli airstrike in Gaza.
At this time, we are working with incomplete information and are urgently seeking more details.
World Central Kitchen had no knowledge that any individual in the vehicle had alleged ties to the October 7th Hamas attack.
World Central Kitchen is pausing operations in Gaza at this time.

World Central Kitchen @WCKitchen Follow We are heartbroken to share that a vehicle carrying World Central Kitchen colleagues was hit by an Israeli airstrike in Gaza. At this time, we are working with incomplete information and are urgently seeking more details. World Central Kitchen had no knowledge that any individual in the vehicle had alleged ties to the October 7th Hamas attack. World Central Kitchen is pausing operations in Gaza at this time.

Our hearts are with our colleagues and their families in this unimaginable moment.
We are heartbroken to share that a vehicle carrying World Central Kitchen colleagues was hit by an Israeli airstrike in Gaza. At this time, we are working with incomplete information and are urgently seeking more details.
World Central Kitchen had no knowledge that any individual in the vehicle had alleged ties to the October 7th
Hamas attack.
World Central Kitchen is pausing operations in Gaza at this time.
Our hearts are with our colleagues and their families in this unimaginable moment.
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Central Kitchen
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Our hearts are with our colleagues and their families in this unimaginable moment. We are heartbroken to share that a vehicle carrying World Central Kitchen colleagues was hit by an Israeli airstrike in Gaza. At this time, we are working with incomplete information and are urgently seeking more details. World Central Kitchen had no knowledge that any individual in the vehicle had alleged ties to the October 7th Hamas attack. World Central Kitchen is pausing operations in Gaza at this time. Our hearts are with our colleagues and their families in this unimaginable moment. World Central Kitchen ALT 10:06 AM β€’ 11/30/24 β€’ 2.9M Views

Israel Defense Forces
@IDF
Earlier today, the IDF struck a vehicle with a terrorist, Hazmi Kadih, who took part in invading Kibbutz Nir Oz during the October 7 massacre. Kadih was monitored by IDF intelligence for a while and was struck following credible information regarding his real-time location.
Kadih also worked for the @WCKitchen organization, and following the incident, @cogatonline representatives demanded senior officials from the international community and the WCK administration to clarify the issue and order an urgent examination regarding the hiring of workers who took part in the October 7 massacre and terrorist attacks against the State of Israel.

Israel Defense Forces @IDF Earlier today, the IDF struck a vehicle with a terrorist, Hazmi Kadih, who took part in invading Kibbutz Nir Oz during the October 7 massacre. Kadih was monitored by IDF intelligence for a while and was struck following credible information regarding his real-time location. Kadih also worked for the @WCKitchen organization, and following the incident, @cogatonline representatives demanded senior officials from the international community and the WCK administration to clarify the issue and order an urgent examination regarding the hiring of workers who took part in the October 7 massacre and terrorist attacks against the State of Israel.

We emphasize that according to current information, it is not possible to link the terrorist to a specific abduction attempt.
The IDF requests to follow the
announcements of official sources only and to avoid the spreading of rumors that hurt the families and the public.
The IDF and ISA will continue to operate to locate and eliminate terrorists who conduct terrorist activities against the civilians of Israel and those involved in the October 7 massacre.
8:30 AM β€’ 11/30/24 β€’ 420K Views

We emphasize that according to current information, it is not possible to link the terrorist to a specific abduction attempt. The IDF requests to follow the announcements of official sources only and to avoid the spreading of rumors that hurt the families and the public. The IDF and ISA will continue to operate to locate and eliminate terrorists who conduct terrorist activities against the civilians of Israel and those involved in the October 7 massacre. 8:30 AM β€’ 11/30/24 β€’ 420K Views

World Central Kitchen announces it is halting operations in Gaza after Israel targeted one of its vehicles in an airstrike, reportedly killing three WCK staff and then two rescue workers.

The IDF claimsβ€”without providing evidenceβ€”that one of the WCK workers was a β€œterrorist.”

01.12.2024 17:42 β€” πŸ‘ 390    πŸ” 197    πŸ’¬ 20    πŸ“Œ 17

someone do a wellness check on @rotopat.bsky.social Justin Jefferson is stuck at 99 yards

01.12.2024 21:02 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

are you a velociraptor because i'd love to call you a clever girl while you take me out

30.11.2024 19:31 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

guy in front of me at CVS said he didn't want a receipt and was immediately shot in the head

30.11.2024 18:34 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

since they don't take Ls anymore, i guess they're the Wions now

28.11.2024 23:35 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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jesus christ lmao

24.11.2024 03:04 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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