The Hot Stepper

And be able to take a freaking bass guitar I use for WORK without having to pay for oversize baggage just because my case comes out to 4" over 62".

Golf clubs? Sure, exempt as hell.. instrument barely over 62 linear inches I use to make a living? PAY QUADRUPLE

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Gonna sell Ukraine to Russia.

Did Ukraine approve that sale or no?

Imma guess no.

Ahh.. perfect. the guy that will tell me my wallet is full when I don't even own one.

To be fair, he looks like he's been dry brined for months.

"Down"

Where the hell is autocorrect when you actually need it.

Redecorating spree? Are you fucking kidding me? HE TORE DOEN THE ENTIRE EAST WING.

Fuck your loser ass post

Trump is gonna force McCauley Culkin and Daniel Stern to recreate the original Home Alone just so he can do the lame ass cameo again. Pesci will be a hologram, just as Santa intended.

Asteroid, now's your chance

Wow.. cool. Thank you for sharing that.

You can always type "-ai" after anything you put into the Google browser to get "normal" search results. Like "DIY Guillotines -ai". Try and thank me later.

I dont search for anything anymore without adding this at the end.

Now we now why the chicken crossed the road

She might be a supporting member, but Jance dance prefers his member supported.

I think its less complicated than that. IMO its about TV ratings and clicks.

Yes, jobs are famously under construction. You have to build jobs. Manufacture them, not let crooked Hillary have a server in her basement, you lime basements? Basement is an old word, a word no one uses anymore, we brought basements back. You can say basements again.

It's like reading one of Google's AI replies

Has he ever looked into a mirror

Earning that peace prize by taking over one American city at a time.

I'm taking Chicago for peace, LA for harmony, Charlotte for goodwill towards fellow man...

We had the same thought about you

Good point

We're gonna find out trump really only has like 7% support overall, aren't we.

C'mon now, they clearly said its about the drugs that the Venezuelan gang Trank de Aguacate is shipping here in "mass" quantities...

.. and maybe the oil

I can't wait for the crash investigator to say "well, he's been burned beyond recognition. But those slacks...."

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She rolls up the window every time she farts in a car. Guaranteed.

Type "-ai" after you put whatever you are searching for into Google.

You can thank me later.

Free Exxon!!!

Said no one, ever. Like ever, ever.

At least they are finally admitting it's about the oil and not the bullshit about Fentanyl and other drugs.

Fuck this admin

Imma guess it involved deporting brown people.. want stitches? Get rid of a brown person. Need an x-ray? Brown guy is outta here.. Chemo? You guessed it.. brown guy gone

Earning that peace prize one missile at a time. "Munitions for peace, love, and harmony" has a real weird ring to it.